It belongs to Me

The tables have turned
I’ve done my research
Experimented completely
Going further than I thought I ever could
I’m comfortable in this place now
Who would have ever thought?

So, now with all due respect
Really, I mean it with the utmost respect
It’s not meant to offend, but…

You work here only half-assed
You make a meal, but leave the mess
Take the trash but leave the can empty
Use my utensils but leave them unwashed
You do the shopping, but go over budget
Don’t put the stuff away

I know you’re trying to help
But

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN