Yeast Is A Beast

Chlamydia (a lovely name), ghonorhea (not so good), but I long for even you,
for antibiotics would get rid of you two.

Oh that yeast infection
benign on first inspection

yet a clever, insidious and movable itch.
I know now why women call it a bitch.

Yeast is a beast.
Five prescriptions and it continues to feast

on me and precludes our physical intimacy.
I must hold back the slightest sexual fantasy,

for arousal makes it worse
and my penis hurts.

Hydrocortisone, nystatin ointments and homeopathic cures (applie cider vinnegar) I've applied.
Yeast, you sociopathic beast, you laugh at all of them and continue to hide
as you lie and wait and defeat the remedies I've tried.