I Believe,,,

Sometimes In The Night,,,They Come Creeping,,,
With Their Giant Black Slanted Eyes,,,
And Their Wedged Shaped Heads,,,While I'm Sleeping,,,
And They Make No Sounds,,,While They Pass By,,,
Or Through My Windows,,,They Stand,,,Peeping,,,
And What Are Their Intentions,,,We May Never Know,,,
But I Hope It's More Scientific,,,Than Just An Anal Probe,,,
How Sad Would It Be,,,To Find Another Life Form,,,At Last,,,
And Then All They Want To Do,,,Is Stuff Things Up Our Ass,,,

I Saw Them In The Night,,,I Did'nt Know Whether To Laugh Or Scream,,,
Their Skin Was All Dried Up,,,And In Need Of Some Lotion Or Cream,,,
And The Biggest One That I Saw,,,Was Only About 3 Foot Tall,,,
And At About 65 Pounds,,,Did'nt Appear To Be Any Threat At All,,,
They All Looked Pathetic,,,All Shriveled Up And Naked,,,
How Embarrassing,,,
They Could Travel The Universe,,,But They Could'nt Afford Clothes,,,
What Did They Want With Us,,,I Mean They Travelled So Far,,,
They Had Big Black Eyes,,,A Small Mouth,,,And A Litte Nose,,,
And They Were So Ugly,,,They Could'nt Get Laid At The Bar,,,
And If For Some Reason You Found Yourself,,,With One In The Hay,,,
Then You Would Chew Off Your Own Arm,,,Just To Get Away,,,
And Then You Would Cut Off The Other,,,Because You Understand,,,
That They Would Be Looking,,,For A One Armed Man,,,
And It Would Be Easier,,,If They Just Went Away,,,
Back From Where Ever It Was,,,From Whence They Came,,,
So They Would'nt Have To Hear,,,All The Rude Things That We Say,,,
Giving All Of These Aliens,,,A Very Bad Name,,,