Submissions by ttgirl

I used to live my life for you,
I did everything that you wanted me to,
I cooked, I cleaned, I sexed you real good,
And did all the things a good woman should.

But when I think of all the time I spent,
12 years, no ring, no commitment,
Beyonce got it right when she sang that hit,
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

Cuz now I’m packing my things and leaving you behind,
And to tell the truth it’s an ease on my mind,
No washing no cleaning, got more time for me,
I almost forgot how good being single could be.
...

Speeding down the highway at a quarter to five,
pretty and popular and glad to be alive,
i don't really care how fast i drive,
cuz i don't want to be the last one to arrive.

the driver ahead of me is moving too slow,
can't he see the lights are on green, that means go.
i yell you dumb fool!the lights are on green!
he says, you're too pretty to be so obscene.

just get out of my way! i yell as i pass,
then i flip him the bird and step on the gas.
i really should not have been going so fast,
the last thing i remember was shattering glass....