Submissions by nsideout
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Poet Introduction
I allow my pen to write what my heart say!
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
31st Jul 2012 11:59am
31st Jul 2012 11:59am
Tsunami
I'm dealing with a personal earthquake
my stomach start to rumble and my knees started to shake
Their shaking so bad that when I walk it forced my direction to shift
So I walk faster towards my destination
having crazy thoughts of a tsunami
Yelling
'EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME I'M COMING THREW!'
Feeling bad for the people behind me
As the rumbling continued in my tummy
I realize and thought to myself
That wasn't an earthquake
u gotta take a crap
U BIG DUMMY! (N my Fred Sanford voice)
Now let's see if the Red Cross can help this crisis
...
my stomach start to rumble and my knees started to shake
Their shaking so bad that when I walk it forced my direction to shift
So I walk faster towards my destination
having crazy thoughts of a tsunami
Yelling
'EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME I'M COMING THREW!'
Feeling bad for the people behind me
As the rumbling continued in my tummy
I realize and thought to myself
That wasn't an earthquake
u gotta take a crap
U BIG DUMMY! (N my Fred Sanford voice)
Now let's see if the Red Cross can help this crisis
...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
31st Jul 2012 11:56am
31st Jul 2012 11:56am
Dear Mrs. PMS
Dear Mrs. PMS
Dear Mrs. PMS,
I'm so glad that you only visit once a month
Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A**
You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk
I Mean Literally
Man, when she gets mad I get mad
And I really don't like her when she gets mad
The tone her of voice change
Her pretty smiles
Turns into frowns
And let's not talk about sex
Baby......
Because there's no
If, ands, buts, or maybes
I mean even spooning when you're around
Might be kinda crazy
You remind me of that Michael...
Dear Mrs. PMS,
I'm so glad that you only visit once a month
Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A**
You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk
I Mean Literally
Man, when she gets mad I get mad
And I really don't like her when she gets mad
The tone her of voice change
Her pretty smiles
Turns into frowns
And let's not talk about sex
Baby......
Because there's no
If, ands, buts, or maybes
I mean even spooning when you're around
Might be kinda crazy
You remind me of that Michael...
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STORY POEM
Published
30th Jul 2012 11:58pm
30th Jul 2012 11:58pm
ESCAPE
Lord can I get a break, Lord can I get a break
I知 not really happy here, I知 not really happy
Take a look into my eyes, Take a look into my eyes
You値l see pain with no tears, You値l see pain with no tears
I致e got a long old record about a mile long
So now I知 sitting in the joint singing jailbird songs
Been locked up man it ain稚 no joke
I should have ran but instead I watched the gun smoke
Now I知 working on the Chain Gang
Man what a crying shame
They call me 71372, that痴 my new name
I知 trapped in this box but my mind is free
I need to...
I知 not really happy here, I知 not really happy
Take a look into my eyes, Take a look into my eyes
You値l see pain with no tears, You値l see pain with no tears
I致e got a long old record about a mile long
So now I知 sitting in the joint singing jailbird songs
Been locked up man it ain稚 no joke
I should have ran but instead I watched the gun smoke
Now I知 working on the Chain Gang
Man what a crying shame
They call me 71372, that痴 my new name
I知 trapped in this box but my mind is free
I need to...
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LOVE POEM
Published
30th Jul 2012 4:55pm
30th Jul 2012 4:55pm
My Heart Speaks
I want you in every way possible
I'm very serious
I'm not just saying what i think sounds good to you
But I'm allow my heart to say the words
That I can not form my mouth to say
Please listen closely
For these are not pick up lines
That I'm hope will get me to 2nd base with you
Because I'm trying to go all the way with you
I want to earn my way all the way to HOME base with you
Which mean I want to take my time with you
I want to love your mind and your soul
And as for your body I want to explore it slow
I'm just an humble man
Who may...
I'm very serious
I'm not just saying what i think sounds good to you
But I'm allow my heart to say the words
That I can not form my mouth to say
Please listen closely
For these are not pick up lines
That I'm hope will get me to 2nd base with you
Because I'm trying to go all the way with you
I want to earn my way all the way to HOME base with you
Which mean I want to take my time with you
I want to love your mind and your soul
And as for your body I want to explore it slow
I'm just an humble man
Who may...
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
30th Jul 2012 3:53pm
30th Jul 2012 3:53pm
Black Family Reunion
We at the family reunion, and if you know anything about the Black Family Reunion
You already know it was like a 3 ring circus
Wow, so where do I begin.......
Of Course you know we had that wild trash talking uncle on the grill reminiscing about
The things that they use to do when they were kids there was even more trash talking at the table
During a game of spades with folk cracking joke on each other and gambling
A little something, something trying to get paid
There was a bunch of family trying to stay cool while chilling in the shade with something cold to...
You already know it was like a 3 ring circus
Wow, so where do I begin.......
Of Course you know we had that wild trash talking uncle on the grill reminiscing about
The things that they use to do when they were kids there was even more trash talking at the table
During a game of spades with folk cracking joke on each other and gambling
A little something, something trying to get paid
There was a bunch of family trying to stay cool while chilling in the shade with something cold to...
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