Submissions by TodaysTomSawy3r (Tom Sawyer)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Wastin'a'day'away (Parody of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett)
Puffin' on Blue Dream
Jif on Sunbeam
All of this parchment, covered in oil
Scrapin' my keef screen, you know what I mean
Just smell those plants
A'growin' in that soil...
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that my old friends are to blame
But I know; It's nobody's fault...
I don't know the reason
She flowered all season
Didn't bud much but it's sticky as glue
Yeah, it's a real beauty
A quality QP
If you would like I'll do...
Jif on Sunbeam
All of this parchment, covered in oil
Scrapin' my keef screen, you know what I mean
Just smell those plants
A'growin' in that soil...
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that my old friends are to blame
But I know; It's nobody's fault...
I don't know the reason
She flowered all season
Didn't bud much but it's sticky as glue
Yeah, it's a real beauty
A quality QP
If you would like I'll do...
#music
#marijuana
#lyrics #parody
#lyrics #parody
354 reads
0 Comments
"Smash Mouth" (Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth)
#politics
#GunControl
#America
#prison
#nonfiction
173 reads
0 Comments
Saucy J (Parody of "Juicy" by The Notorious B.I.G.)
Yeah, this song is dedicated, to that algebra teacher from the 8th grade that told the whole class that I'd never graduate...
And my mother, who made a mistake and called the police on me when I was feeling all alone, trippin, yelling, just trying to grieve for my Father...
And to all of you serving honestly and actually trying to help those of us caught up in the struggle out here...
It's all good baby baby...
This is not a dream, I'm here on your mobile phone, see...
On TV screens, in HD, I come in...
And my mother, who made a mistake and called the police on me when I was feeling all alone, trippin, yelling, just trying to grieve for my Father...
And to all of you serving honestly and actually trying to help those of us caught up in the struggle out here...
It's all good baby baby...
This is not a dream, I'm here on your mobile phone, see...
On TV screens, in HD, I come in...
#parody
#memories
#myself #rap
#myself #rap
532 reads
3 Comments
I Am The Greatest Freestyle
I got what you need
That dope for you fiends
I'm goin' in floatin' like Muhammad Ali
It's Mr Johnny Come Lately reppin like an OG
I'm Comin' Down Hwy 6 at a quarter till 3
On a new fuckin level - Bumpin A - $ - A - P
Behind Blue Eyes, so glazed I can barely see
I'm shining, switching lanes, swervin dangerously
Yeah, I stay elevated, smoking constantly
Uhhh, I do it for my health, consume broccoli
Got a temper, I'm a tyrant, dont fuck with me
I.Q. higher than a Genius with a'hundred degrees
My internal clock is...
That dope for you fiends
I'm goin' in floatin' like Muhammad Ali
It's Mr Johnny Come Lately reppin like an OG
I'm Comin' Down Hwy 6 at a quarter till 3
On a new fuckin level - Bumpin A - $ - A - P
Behind Blue Eyes, so glazed I can barely see
I'm shining, switching lanes, swervin dangerously
Yeah, I stay elevated, smoking constantly
Uhhh, I do it for my health, consume broccoli
Got a temper, I'm a tyrant, dont fuck with me
I.Q. higher than a Genius with a'hundred degrees
My internal clock is...
#anger
#rhyming
#rap
#SelfReflection
#fire
717 reads
5 Comments
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