Submissions by TheJBLFanpage (Pope Francis)

Colon awry,
Swollen I cry.

Blood vessel enlarged,
I have a twelve car garage.

It hurts to sit,
Don't throw a fit.

Its just a hemorrhoid,
My name is not Floyd.

Anal did this to me,
It was an entire oak tree.

Lotion feels great on my skin,
I rub lotion on my kin

Lotion rains from the sky,
I would get the lotion if only I could fly

Lotion runs down my ass,
I use lotion to fish for some bass

Lotion can be used for anything,
Lotion makes me feel like a king

Lotion is used to make your skin soft,
Lean to my ass and get a good waft

Lotion makes men horny,
Men use lotion when they watch porny

Lotion makes all of us moist,
This lotion onto you I will foist