Submissions by TheJBLFanpage (Pope Francis)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I am a master in the art of erotic poetry
EROTIC POEM
Published
9th May 2019 3:05am
9th May 2019 3:05am
The Website
I awake at night with nobody in sight, I get on my computer and open the browser, I search for some hentai and what do I find? Tis a female Bowser that I find.
#porn
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EROTIC POEM
Published
8th May 2019 2:19am
8th May 2019 2:19am
Porny Makes Men Horny
#porn
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EROTIC POEM
Published
24th Feb 2018 2:30am
24th Feb 2018 2:30am
Penile Swab
I whip out my willy,
This may sound silly.
They pull out a cotton swab,
The doctors name was bob.
I prepare for a urethral swabbing,
I begin my sobbing.
I clench my fist,
Hopefully the doctor is not pissed.
He begins the swabbing process,
He did it with finess.
The pain was unreal,
The ideal sureal.
He pulles it out,
I give a shout.
The pain persists for days,
I live with FaZe.
All of these concepts are negative,
While my STD test was posotive.
This may sound silly.
They pull out a cotton swab,
The doctors name was bob.
I prepare for a urethral swabbing,
I begin my sobbing.
I clench my fist,
Hopefully the doctor is not pissed.
He begins the swabbing process,
He did it with finess.
The pain was unreal,
The ideal sureal.
He pulles it out,
I give a shout.
The pain persists for days,
I live with FaZe.
All of these concepts are negative,
While my STD test was posotive.
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STORY POEM
Published
23rd Feb 2018 3:21am
23rd Feb 2018 3:21am
Sexy Time
It is late at night,
Nobody in sight.
I lay restless,
I know I must do this.
I pray to the bard,
I played my card.
Im was up until noon,
Im washing a spoon.
I stubbed my toe,
I called it a hoe.
I stubbed it hard,
I heard the bard.
He knocked on my door,
Its quater to four.
I let him in,
This was my sin.
He pulled out his lute,
Played the flute.
He said its sexy time,
I threw a dime.
I hit his eye,
He let out a cry.
I...
Nobody in sight.
I lay restless,
I know I must do this.
I pray to the bard,
I played my card.
Im was up until noon,
Im washing a spoon.
I stubbed my toe,
I called it a hoe.
I stubbed it hard,
I heard the bard.
He knocked on my door,
Its quater to four.
I let him in,
This was my sin.
He pulled out his lute,
Played the flute.
He said its sexy time,
I threw a dime.
I hit his eye,
He let out a cry.
I...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
22nd Feb 2018 4:48pm
22nd Feb 2018 4:48pm
Anal Eruption
My stomache awry,
A tear drips from my eye.
My ass leaks,
I held it for weeks.
I rush to the restroom,
Prepare my tomb.
I sprint to the shitter,
I open my twitter.
My ass explodes,
It shattered the roads.
Kids cried,
Men died.
It was an ass explosion.
It went on for hours,
My friends brought flower.
I knew I was dying,
My anus still crying.
I cried for help,
Not even a yelp.
I closed my eyes and accepted this fate,
I never woke up for...
A tear drips from my eye.
My ass leaks,
I held it for weeks.
I rush to the restroom,
Prepare my tomb.
I sprint to the shitter,
I open my twitter.
My ass explodes,
It shattered the roads.
Kids cried,
Men died.
It was an ass explosion.
It went on for hours,
My friends brought flower.
I knew I was dying,
My anus still crying.
I cried for help,
Not even a yelp.
I closed my eyes and accepted this fate,
I never woke up for...
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EROTIC POEM
Published
21st Feb 2018 7:40pm
21st Feb 2018 7:40pm
Give Me a Sloppy
Bend over papi,
Let me give you a sloppy.
You will drip,
I don't need a tip.
My penis is hard,
You are a bard.
Play me a tune,
Then lets spoon.
Spank me Senpai,
Lets watch some hentai.
Anime porn,
Thats something to scorn.
Give me a sloppy,
Please, call me papi.
Let me give you a sloppy.
You will drip,
I don't need a tip.
My penis is hard,
You are a bard.
Play me a tune,
Then lets spoon.
Spank me Senpai,
Lets watch some hentai.
Anime porn,
Thats something to scorn.
Give me a sloppy,
Please, call me papi.
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
21st Feb 2018 00:45am
21st Feb 2018 00:45am
Hemorrhoid
Colon awry,
Swollen I cry.
Blood vessel enlarged,
I have a twelve car garage.
It hurts to sit,
Don't throw a fit.
Its just a hemorrhoid,
My name is not Floyd.
Anal did this to me,
It was an entire oak tree.
Swollen I cry.
Blood vessel enlarged,
I have a twelve car garage.
It hurts to sit,
Don't throw a fit.
Its just a hemorrhoid,
My name is not Floyd.
Anal did this to me,
It was an entire oak tree.
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