Submissions by RoyalGingivitis

Hi, did you find everything ok?

Yes.  My daughter is getting some Activia.  She’ll be up here in a minute.  

Ok.

Oh, and my daughter is also getting some ground beef because we are making hamburgers tonight.

Ok.

She is also getting a bag of charcoal because we are going to grill them.

Ok.

I told her to go ahead and grab a case of Pepsi as long as she is back there.  It’s her favorite and mine!

Ok.

That reminds me, she is also getting some bottled water.  I’m getting it for the soccer team she plays on.  I’m the...

Sometimes I think back to when we were together
You flushed and flushed and I wouldn’t go away
Your toilet bowl was my home
You knew that I would never roam
Our first bond was severed our second one was better

Half of me was glued tight above the water line
You were so drunk you hadn’t put the seat down
But I had a tail that floated and spun
Life with you was so much fun
I thought I would be yours and you would always be mine

But then you started to cut me off
You peed on me instead of in the water
Your urine was the saw and I was the...