Submissions by Paulajobi (Paula Jobi)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I started writing these type pieces around 2005. I was one of many writers on a porn site that closed in 2008. That left me no outlet for my frustrations. I just sank into life as it bit me in the ass repeatedly. Not good. I'm going to try again.
DARK POEM
Published
12th Jan 2025 7:32am
12th Jan 2025 7:32am
Cotton candy panties girl...
Sunlight shimmers through her hair!
She hasn't got a single fuck...ing care.
I follow her...every...where...
cause I'm her Stalker!
Can I lure her in my van?
I'll bet you puppies that I can!
I've always been her number...one...fan...
cause I'm her Stalker!
Cotton candy panties girl...
you ain't fooling anyone...
you're...a...nasty little...hater!
I will make you understand...
We all have feelings too...except you...
EXCEPT YOU! EXCEPT YOU!
I was normal once. I did try...
got my feelings...
She hasn't got a single fuck...ing care.
I follow her...every...where...
cause I'm her Stalker!
Can I lure her in my van?
I'll bet you puppies that I can!
I've always been her number...one...fan...
cause I'm her Stalker!
Cotton candy panties girl...
you ain't fooling anyone...
you're...a...nasty little...hater!
I will make you understand...
We all have feelings too...except you...
EXCEPT YOU! EXCEPT YOU!
I was normal once. I did try...
got my feelings...
#breakup
#heartbroken
#love
52 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
12th Jan 2025 6:21am
12th Jan 2025 6:21am
Dildo girl (Rocket man be gone!)
#erotic
#sex
80 reads
1 Comment
LOVE POEM
Published
11th Jan 2025 11:18pm
11th Jan 2025 11:18pm
Ways to end a first date...
Handshake unless you see him pick his nose.
He wore his finest Goodwill clothes but hasn't
brushed his teeth since childhood!
Hug unless you can smell his BO from 4 feet away.
He was homeless with a: WILL DATE FOR FOOD sign.
You were sick of eating Big Macs alone!
Kiss on cheek and a thank you. Friend zone.
Too polite. Keep his hopes up. Keep him around to borrow money, run errands and move furniture.
Restraining order because he doesn't understand the word "no". Just say NO to surprise amateur pap smears.
At...
He wore his finest Goodwill clothes but hasn't
brushed his teeth since childhood!
Hug unless you can smell his BO from 4 feet away.
He was homeless with a: WILL DATE FOR FOOD sign.
You were sick of eating Big Macs alone!
Kiss on cheek and a thank you. Friend zone.
Too polite. Keep his hopes up. Keep him around to borrow money, run errands and move furniture.
Restraining order because he doesn't understand the word "no". Just say NO to surprise amateur pap smears.
At...
#dating
#LookingForLove
55 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
11th Jan 2025 10:20pm
11th Jan 2025 10:20pm
Toilet trouble
I knew i was short on TP...
thought it was just a quick wee!
Didn't know what to do...
when a burst of poo poo...
Surprised both my pee pee and me!
thought it was just a quick wee!
Didn't know what to do...
when a burst of poo poo...
Surprised both my pee pee and me!
#anxiety
#PTSD
49 reads
5 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
11th Jan 2025 5:17am
11th Jan 2025 5:17am
Bullied Girl
They knock her glasses...
off her face and step on them!
Crunch! Broken!
They trip her and kick...
her books down the hall!
Fatty tripped on her two left feet!
They push her into a bathroom stall...
and take her skirt and panties.
Snap! Photo!
She screams and cries...
until the nurse gets her pants to wear!
She hates this school!
They mock the pants...
It's a boy! Ugly enough.
"Ugly. Ugly." They chant.
"She wants to be a...
off her face and step on them!
Crunch! Broken!
They trip her and kick...
her books down the hall!
Fatty tripped on her two left feet!
They push her into a bathroom stall...
and take her skirt and panties.
Snap! Photo!
She screams and cries...
until the nurse gets her pants to wear!
She hates this school!
They mock the pants...
It's a boy! Ugly enough.
"Ugly. Ugly." They chant.
"She wants to be a...
#anger
#bullying
#death #violence
#death #violence
29 reads
4 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
11th Jan 2025 2:49am
11th Jan 2025 2:49am
What happened?
I'm not telling the truth -
I'll lie til i die. I'm ok!
I can deal with it.
The truth never happened.
The truth lurks close...
but I'll grab that fucking truth...
and strangled it and bury it!
I don't want you around truth!!!
The lie grins - knowing we are...
crafting a story to decieve.
I'll walk with Satan...
...come what may.
Whispers of non-believers...
FUCK THEM!
You can't unmask my lie!
The truth is done! It's dead!
Standing firm!!! I have my reasons...
My reasons. The lie...
I'll lie til i die. I'm ok!
I can deal with it.
The truth never happened.
The truth lurks close...
but I'll grab that fucking truth...
and strangled it and bury it!
I don't want you around truth!!!
The lie grins - knowing we are...
crafting a story to decieve.
I'll walk with Satan...
...come what may.
Whispers of non-believers...
FUCK THEM!
You can't unmask my lie!
The truth is done! It's dead!
Standing firm!!! I have my reasons...
My reasons. The lie...
#abuse
#DomesticViolence
#lies
45 reads
4 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
8th Jan 2025 11:12pm
8th Jan 2025 11:12pm
Global warming did it!
He was speeding because of...
global warming.
She didn't get the job...
global warming.
My mother hit me...
global warming.
You cheated on me because of...
global warming.
My dog ate my homework...
global warming.
Pissed panties...
global warming.
Men rape because of...
global warming.
Jesus died...
global warming.
The racists clash...
global warming.
People can't take responsibility...
global warming!
global warming.
She didn't get the job...
global warming.
My mother hit me...
global warming.
You cheated on me because of...
global warming.
My dog ate my homework...
global warming.
Pissed panties...
global warming.
Men rape because of...
global warming.
Jesus died...
global warming.
The racists clash...
global warming.
People can't take responsibility...
global warming!
#environment
#LifeStruggles
51 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
8th Jan 2025 9:26pm
8th Jan 2025 9:26pm
Mystical Link
#fairies
#unicorns
121 reads
6 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
8th Jan 2025 12:16pm
8th Jan 2025 12:16pm
Dick Dreams
#abuse
#dreams
#mother
160 reads
0 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
8th Jan 2025 10:21am
8th Jan 2025 10:21am
Fire!
I slept and woke to pounding!
People outside screamed, "FIRE!"
We had no smoke detectors.
There were five of us in the house!!!
The smoke was thick.
Isn't that what usually kills people?
I was only 13. Mom was drunk.
The others...my siblings.
We had just moved in here.
Our Aunt had evicted us.
Jimmy was hiding in Florida.
We were dead broke!
Now we might be dead!
I don't remember the first fire...
When I was 2 months old.
Mom had left me alone.
Neighbors saved me.
Mom was...
People outside screamed, "FIRE!"
We had no smoke detectors.
There were five of us in the house!!!
The smoke was thick.
Isn't that what usually kills people?
I was only 13. Mom was drunk.
The others...my siblings.
We had just moved in here.
Our Aunt had evicted us.
Jimmy was hiding in Florida.
We were dead broke!
Now we might be dead!
I don't remember the first fire...
When I was 2 months old.
Mom had left me alone.
Neighbors saved me.
Mom was...
#childhood
#fire
57 reads
8 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
6th Jan 2025 10:41pm
6th Jan 2025 10:41pm
Shivers
#ghosts
#sex
#women
201 reads
6 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
6th Jan 2025 6:55pm
6th Jan 2025 6:55pm
So, you want more?
#orgasm
#sex
#women
234 reads
11 Comments
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