Submissions by NYerMike

b]Ode to Laura’s Lovely Derriere[/b]
“my homework ASSignment”



We all understand that there are very few perfections in this world

But as you read this poem, the truth about Laura’s derriere will be unfurled

You may not know her, so you will have to take my word

Read it out loud, as every syllable should be appreciated as it is heard



I was to meet Meryl, that fateful day at the beach

Meryl brought a friend sporting locks colored with bleach

I was immediately interested as Laura seemed so hot and cool
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