Submissions by CellarDoor954
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
7th Feb 2014 2:35am
7th Feb 2014 2:35am
In A Band
If I can keep slaying rhymes
I'll go out head-banging and have a helluva time
I want my band to reach the top
Like the Jukebox Hero we ain't never gonna stop
Welcome to the jungle, we brought ourselves to fame
In just our garage alone we put your bands to shame
I love rock n roll, like Joan Jett I gotta Black Heart
I practice heavy metal like a dark art
Because I rock the stage with fire
I fuel young kids' desires
To lie to their parents and rock out til they've expired
I gotta hot chick who highlights her dark hair...
I'll go out head-banging and have a helluva time
I want my band to reach the top
Like the Jukebox Hero we ain't never gonna stop
Welcome to the jungle, we brought ourselves to fame
In just our garage alone we put your bands to shame
I love rock n roll, like Joan Jett I gotta Black Heart
I practice heavy metal like a dark art
Because I rock the stage with fire
I fuel young kids' desires
To lie to their parents and rock out til they've expired
I gotta hot chick who highlights her dark hair...
612 reads
2 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
4th Feb 2014 4:09pm
4th Feb 2014 4:09pm
Dream Mashup
I
Had
A
Dream
It
Starts
In A Hallway
Then
Builds
Up To A Staircase
Where
Jumping Snakes
Asssskk Me, 'Do You Know
The Vulture Who Teachesss Yoga?'
Mushroom Cloud In The Background
As I Run From The Raptors In The Backyard
I
Drive
My Ford Ranger
Into The River
After I Struggle To Breathe A While I Stop
And Accept My Inevitable Fate
Then
I Wake Up
And See Someone
Run Out Of My Closet
And Disappear
What Is Going On?
Had
A
Dream
It
Starts
In A Hallway
Then
Builds
Up To A Staircase
Where
Jumping Snakes
Asssskk Me, 'Do You Know
The Vulture Who Teachesss Yoga?'
Mushroom Cloud In The Background
As I Run From The Raptors In The Backyard
I
Drive
My Ford Ranger
Into The River
After I Struggle To Breathe A While I Stop
And Accept My Inevitable Fate
Then
I Wake Up
And See Someone
Run Out Of My Closet
And Disappear
What Is Going On?
571 reads
3 Comments
LOVE POEM
Published
3rd Feb 2014 3:24pm
3rd Feb 2014 3:24pm
End of Us
It's too late to save myself
I didn't want anybody else
You played games with my heart
Then ripped it all apart
I can't believe
What you did to me
It all seems like a bad dream
And it all ends tonight
Because a romance just died
I didn't want anybody else
You played games with my heart
Then ripped it all apart
I can't believe
What you did to me
It all seems like a bad dream
And it all ends tonight
Because a romance just died
589 reads
2 Comments
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
31st Jan 2014 1:16am
31st Jan 2014 1:16am
My First Pet
Seldom does such a scene
Capture the warmth of the human spirit
As much as that of a child playing with its dog
I remember days come and gone
When hours were spent playing with my canine companion
Swimming in the shallows of a golden beach, chasing each other in the park, or even just wrestling on the living room floor
The location was never of importance
Just as long as we were together
And these carefree days continued
Until the harrowing day came when my pet
Fell to the ground while we were playing at the park again
At first I...
Capture the warmth of the human spirit
As much as that of a child playing with its dog
I remember days come and gone
When hours were spent playing with my canine companion
Swimming in the shallows of a golden beach, chasing each other in the park, or even just wrestling on the living room floor
The location was never of importance
Just as long as we were together
And these carefree days continued
Until the harrowing day came when my pet
Fell to the ground while we were playing at the park again
At first I...
630 reads
2 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
31st Jan 2014 1:15am
31st Jan 2014 1:15am
K-DOG VS DJ (Rap Battle)
K-DOG:
I'd ask you to read my lips, but I know you're illiterate/you ever heard of school? I recommend you consider it/but don't think about it too hard or you'll wear out your mind/ if you wanna get it sharpened it's gonna take some time/you've had twenty-something years to gain a little knowledge/but shit, by now we both know you'll never go to college/or maybe you could but you wouldn't graduate/you'd get confused at one plus one when they ask you to estimate/sorry I seem to cruel because you never went to school/actually I'm not because we both know it's true
DJ:
...
I'd ask you to read my lips, but I know you're illiterate/you ever heard of school? I recommend you consider it/but don't think about it too hard or you'll wear out your mind/ if you wanna get it sharpened it's gonna take some time/you've had twenty-something years to gain a little knowledge/but shit, by now we both know you'll never go to college/or maybe you could but you wouldn't graduate/you'd get confused at one plus one when they ask you to estimate/sorry I seem to cruel because you never went to school/actually I'm not because we both know it's true
DJ:
...
680 reads
2 Comments
STORY POEM
Published
29th Jan 2014 8:22pm
29th Jan 2014 8:22pm
Hobo In The Snow
The sight of a housewife in a dress
Cleaning up a mess
Like a good woman should
I'd jerk off to if I could
But I'm too cold to care
I'm running out of air
The frigid chills freeze my hair
And they're pointing and laughing at me over there!
I zip up my fly
Run for the hills
Fearing I'm gonna die
Cuz I know winter kills
When it spills chills
On you mercilessly like you're popping pills
God, it gives me thrills!
I know I'm a psycho-path
Peeking through a window
Looking at a woman's ass
But how else am I suppose to...
Cleaning up a mess
Like a good woman should
I'd jerk off to if I could
But I'm too cold to care
I'm running out of air
The frigid chills freeze my hair
And they're pointing and laughing at me over there!
I zip up my fly
Run for the hills
Fearing I'm gonna die
Cuz I know winter kills
When it spills chills
On you mercilessly like you're popping pills
God, it gives me thrills!
I know I'm a psycho-path
Peeking through a window
Looking at a woman's ass
But how else am I suppose to...
723 reads
2 Comments
STORY POEM
Published
28th Jan 2014 3:12pm
28th Jan 2014 3:12pm
Seasonal Depression
I hate when the sunlight
Creeps through the curtains
Hitting my face thus waking me
From a flawless slumber
Absolute frustration sets in
As I slowly crawl out of bed
Onto the cold hardwood floor
Winter's chill makes the house
Nearly unbearable
Outside it is sub-zero degrees
And the emptiness of the pantry
Makes me cry
Then I realize I have a dog:
Boxer named Gigi
So I break her neck
And stick her in the oven
Delicious and filling
Much relief to the void in my growling stomach...
Creeps through the curtains
Hitting my face thus waking me
From a flawless slumber
Absolute frustration sets in
As I slowly crawl out of bed
Onto the cold hardwood floor
Winter's chill makes the house
Nearly unbearable
Outside it is sub-zero degrees
And the emptiness of the pantry
Makes me cry
Then I realize I have a dog:
Boxer named Gigi
So I break her neck
And stick her in the oven
Delicious and filling
Much relief to the void in my growling stomach...
594 reads
2 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
28th Jan 2014 3:01pm
28th Jan 2014 3:01pm
Brief Desire
My soul is yearning for the past
Where poems were meant to last
Where poets could do more than rhyme words with 'dick'
Oh wait... never mind, that would make me a hypocrite!
Where poems were meant to last
Where poets could do more than rhyme words with 'dick'
Oh wait... never mind, that would make me a hypocrite!
533 reads
0 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
28th Jan 2014 00:12am
28th Jan 2014 00:12am
An Excerpt From My Boss's Diary
635 reads
2 Comments
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