Submissions by Billy_Snagg (Jizzman)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
The truth sets you free. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill. I used to write as LONDON-POETS (Hydrodgones) (2014-2017) for anyone who's interested.
TRUMP IS BACK!
Trump is back, oh yeah baby...
DRILL BABY DRILL!
You said 'baby' already!
Yeah but I'm here for the thrill...
Mr Vance!
Trump is back...
He’s gonna save your back,
Your reputation -
(Even though it's in the shitter)
Ala, ala... my baby's back!
He wants everyone sacked.
If I were you,
I'd take a permanent vacation...
To Ukraine!
Ala ala Trump -
Alas, you know he’s been lyin',
No matter what Musk is tryin.
He shoulda stayed gone for good!
Ah wooo, ah wooo.
Now Zelenski wants to kick...
DRILL BABY DRILL!
You said 'baby' already!
Yeah but I'm here for the thrill...
Mr Vance!
Trump is back...
He’s gonna save your back,
Your reputation -
(Even though it's in the shitter)
Ala, ala... my baby's back!
He wants everyone sacked.
If I were you,
I'd take a permanent vacation...
To Ukraine!
Ala ala Trump -
Alas, you know he’s been lyin',
No matter what Musk is tryin.
He shoulda stayed gone for good!
Ah wooo, ah wooo.
Now Zelenski wants to kick...
#anger
#anxiety
#bittersweet
#confusion
#despair
14 reads
0 Comments
DON'T f**k WITH US ! ! ! WORLD TOUR 2025
We're the new force
Headin' out ON TOUR
Hittin' the dance floor
Don't fuck with us!
We'll leave you in a trance
Always takin' a chance
Writing sublime verse
No point in rehearse
You wanna be like us
Attitude a total must
Full of lust -
It's shit or bust!
Let us take you higher
Feelin' totally wired
Somethin' to admire
Find us in a flyer
We're puttin' on a show
It'll be worth it so
This joint will be bangin'
Don't dare leave us hangin'
COS we're goin' out on tour...
...
Headin' out ON TOUR
Hittin' the dance floor
Don't fuck with us!
We'll leave you in a trance
Always takin' a chance
Writing sublime verse
No point in rehearse
You wanna be like us
Attitude a total must
Full of lust -
It's shit or bust!
Let us take you higher
Feelin' totally wired
Somethin' to admire
Find us in a flyer
We're puttin' on a show
It'll be worth it so
This joint will be bangin'
Don't dare leave us hangin'
COS we're goin' out on tour...
...
#admiration
#WritingPoetry
#gratitude
#inspirational
#support
207 reads
11 Comments
GREENLAND
I wanna whisk you away to Greenland,
Like whipped cream -
To the largest island in the World!
I wanna spoil you with Danish Kroner -
The official local currency.
I wanna make love to you in the snow,
Like nobody knows, as we live like Eskimos,
Trudging through its 80% ice cap.
I will lavish you with fresh fish and wine -
Ravish you, once we reach Nuuk (Nuke),
The capital. Divine!
I love it when you talk like that!
Take me away and treasure me,
If only in wishes and dreams -
Then so be it.
Feed me until I...
Like whipped cream -
To the largest island in the World!
I wanna spoil you with Danish Kroner -
The official local currency.
I wanna make love to you in the snow,
Like nobody knows, as we live like Eskimos,
Trudging through its 80% ice cap.
I will lavish you with fresh fish and wine -
Ravish you, once we reach Nuuk (Nuke),
The capital. Divine!
I love it when you talk like that!
Take me away and treasure me,
If only in wishes and dreams -
Then so be it.
Feed me until I...
#dreams
#hope
#inspirational
#uplifting
#passion
357 reads
46 Comments
007 Heaven!
I will take you out tonight, baby.
I will look my best, just like James Bond -
007 heaven...
I want heads to turn,
Curiosity to surround us,
Envious men, jealous women -
Wondering what we might get up to,
My loaded gun;
Knowing it's you I end up fucking,
And not them...
Later... much later at the hotel!
I will protect you, flirt -
Give you what you need!
Can't say too much right now,
Cos I'm on a secret mission...
To seduce you.
You'll be surprised by my spontaneity,
Amazed, not...
I will look my best, just like James Bond -
007 heaven...
I want heads to turn,
Curiosity to surround us,
Envious men, jealous women -
Wondering what we might get up to,
My loaded gun;
Knowing it's you I end up fucking,
And not them...
Later... much later at the hotel!
I will protect you, flirt -
Give you what you need!
Can't say too much right now,
Cos I'm on a secret mission...
To seduce you.
You'll be surprised by my spontaneity,
Amazed, not...
#lover
#romantic
#sex
#ThrillSeeking
#ValentinesDay
238 reads
14 Comments
Great Catch! (Lapping it up)
What a great catch,
As you fall into my lap!
It could be a trap,
But I ain't takin' that!
You're a great match,
A really amazing snatch.
Forget about that nap,
Till I've read you like a map!
We're on the right track,
Takin' up the slack,
Never goin' back -
Filling that sweet crack!
As you fall into my lap!
It could be a trap,
But I ain't takin' that!
You're a great match,
A really amazing snatch.
Forget about that nap,
Till I've read you like a map!
We're on the right track,
Takin' up the slack,
Never goin' back -
Filling that sweet crack!
#admiration
#lust
#seductive
#temptation
#romantic
409 reads
23 Comments
Excursions
Life's excursion
The ocean wave
Some perversion...
Another day!
The wind, it calls
When ink runs dry
And I'm drifting
But flying high
I know my place
When lost at sea
It could be anywhere
Or Tennessee!
Don't tie me up
Or put me down
I'm just not ready
To be your clown!
Onwards I travel
Sweetly sublime
Until I find...
The perfect rhyme
The ocean wave
Some perversion...
Another day!
The wind, it calls
When ink runs dry
And I'm drifting
But flying high
I know my place
When lost at sea
It could be anywhere
Or Tennessee!
Don't tie me up
Or put me down
I'm just not ready
To be your clown!
Onwards I travel
Sweetly sublime
Until I find...
The perfect rhyme
#love
353 reads
24 Comments
Angels
(Fia Naturie/Billy Snagg)
I cannot compare thee to anything.
One look stops the very air that I breathe.
As angels kiss lips as soft as dew, sing,
For all that I yearn will make me believe.
And I carry on musing just the same,
Through life's tribulations, dancing a tune.
Loving each other, there can be no shame,
Proceeding in time to the sound of June.
Now when I think back to those pastures ripe -
Carefree and joyous for all we were worth,
Even on days we would carry a gripe -
Still you're my sunshine, my heaven on...
I cannot compare thee to anything.
One look stops the very air that I breathe.
As angels kiss lips as soft as dew, sing,
For all that I yearn will make me believe.
And I carry on musing just the same,
Through life's tribulations, dancing a tune.
Loving each other, there can be no shame,
Proceeding in time to the sound of June.
Now when I think back to those pastures ripe -
Carefree and joyous for all we were worth,
Even on days we would carry a gripe -
Still you're my sunshine, my heaven on...
#love
#motivational
#relationships
#respect
#sonnet
578 reads
19 Comments
I Don't Wanna Talk!
I don't wanna talk
I'm loathed to speak
If I stay silent
My silence speaks!
I've said too much
Revealed too much
Can't pull it back
Without some tact
Do you see these lines
All squished together?
Don't wanna talk
Makes it better!
I don't wanna talk
Can't take it back
If I stay silent
I've said too much!
Did you read the line..?
I DON'T WANNA TALK!
I'm loathed to speak
If I stay silent
My silence speaks!
I've said too much
Revealed too much
Can't pull it back
Without some tact
Do you see these lines
All squished together?
Don't wanna talk
Makes it better!
I don't wanna talk
Can't take it back
If I stay silent
I've said too much!
Did you read the line..?
I DON'T WANNA TALK!
#anger
665 reads
8 Comments
Abinger Hammer
My heart belongs in Abinger Hammer -
You know, that cute little sleepy village,
That sits deep in the heart of the Surrey Hills -
The so-called stockbroker belt!
Living somewhere like Abinger,
Means you've made it somehow!
Pronounced Ab-BIN-JER, not Ab-BING-er,
I once thought, as an awkward 16 year old,
Spotty slow learning backwardly mobile
wiry haired retard!
You can tell I didn't like myself much then,
Can't you?
But I hate getting things wrong -
Possibly a symptom of my progressing OCD!
However,...
You know, that cute little sleepy village,
That sits deep in the heart of the Surrey Hills -
The so-called stockbroker belt!
Living somewhere like Abinger,
Means you've made it somehow!
Pronounced Ab-BIN-JER, not Ab-BING-er,
I once thought, as an awkward 16 year old,
Spotty slow learning backwardly mobile
wiry haired retard!
You can tell I didn't like myself much then,
Can't you?
But I hate getting things wrong -
Possibly a symptom of my progressing OCD!
However,...
#confusion
#FeelingLost
#FeelingTrapped
#hope
#identity
647 reads
29 Comments
Limit On Love
Don't put a limit on love!
Hey! You give a lot of yourself away
When you state these words.
They make one want to dive in
Into the deep end,
Reassured they will never drown...
Only into your loving arms
That can only be a good thing, a safe thing.
May our love expand and grow
Like it's supposed to
Like you want it to.
Hold on tight, don't let go...
Believe!
Sometimes we feel too much
For those
Who feel nothing at all
But why should that change how we fall?
This love isn't for show! Let...
Hey! You give a lot of yourself away
When you state these words.
They make one want to dive in
Into the deep end,
Reassured they will never drown...
Only into your loving arms
That can only be a good thing, a safe thing.
May our love expand and grow
Like it's supposed to
Like you want it to.
Hold on tight, don't let go...
Believe!
Sometimes we feel too much
For those
Who feel nothing at all
But why should that change how we fall?
This love isn't for show! Let...
#love
725 reads
21 Comments
The Rising...
Easter is a fabulous time of year
Spring is in the air
Sun shines bright
Flowers bloom
It's feeling fresh
But something isn't right
For someone is dying, lying on a cross
He is in hell and no one can help
He is carrying the burden
The weight of our sins
But with death comes life
A sense of beginning
Renewal
Salvation
Starting over
The best part of Easter is...
Knowing he has risen
Born again
A man you can't put down
After your resurrection
You reigned for forty days - ...
Spring is in the air
Sun shines bright
Flowers bloom
It's feeling fresh
But something isn't right
For someone is dying, lying on a cross
He is in hell and no one can help
He is carrying the burden
The weight of our sins
But with death comes life
A sense of beginning
Renewal
Salvation
Starting over
The best part of Easter is...
Knowing he has risen
Born again
A man you can't put down
After your resurrection
You reigned for forty days - ...
#love
#hope
#spring
#Easter
#Christian
654 reads
19 Comments
These Dreams...
In this dream, we are together,
Inside a naff café -
Chatting over coffee...
Smiling.
Ok, maybe I still desire the special grill but hey,
Don't be distracted -
It'll help me concentrate;
Not that I need to, because,
I have examined each cute dimple,
Hook, line and sinker, that exist,
On your pretty little face.
I love your story too...
In fact, I wanna learn so much more!
You are perfectly imperfect with all your flaws;
Without them, you are NOT you, rather,
A cheap imitation -
And who needs that,...
Inside a naff café -
Chatting over coffee...
Smiling.
Ok, maybe I still desire the special grill but hey,
Don't be distracted -
It'll help me concentrate;
Not that I need to, because,
I have examined each cute dimple,
Hook, line and sinker, that exist,
On your pretty little face.
I love your story too...
In fact, I wanna learn so much more!
You are perfectly imperfect with all your flaws;
Without them, you are NOT you, rather,
A cheap imitation -
And who needs that,...
#coffee
771 reads
41 Comments
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