Poetry competition CLOSED 12th August 2013 1:57am
WINNER
PsychicApocalypse (Darker Half)
PsychicApocalypse (Darker Half)
RUNNER-UP:
HadesRising
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Bacon
Anonymous
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"Especially Bacon"
And,
who doesn't like
that meaty-aroma,
the salty-juices,
those delicious
strips of curling-fat,
honey-lean,
hickory-smoked
and
so damned tasty,
especially,
with scrambled huevos?
Oh,
I am sure
all the
famous Bacons
would be delighted
to be named after
such
a scrumptious-treat,
sizzling,
whetting the appetites
of people
the world over...
especially,
the ones makin' it.
And,
who doesn't like
that meaty-aroma,
the salty-juices,
those delicious
strips of curling-fat,
honey-lean,
hickory-smoked
and
so damned tasty,
especially,
with scrambled huevos?
Oh,
I am sure
all the
famous Bacons
would be delighted
to be named after
such
a scrumptious-treat,
sizzling,
whetting the appetites
of people
the world over...
especially,
the ones makin' it.
Anonymous
LUKE, THE BACON CAT
My mother was ill, in a nursing home
Across from a house that had a cat
He had aquamarine eyes and grey shiny fur
Visited next door for the old ladies to chat
Rubbed against their legs and told them he loved them
The ladies were in return, in love with Monsieur Cat
They fed him strips of bacon, saved from breakfast
He purred as he swallowed each piece carefully
Probably had clogged arteries
That was not his downfall, for he thrived
Until an unpleasant gentleman hit him with his cane
The cat ran out into traffic, where he remained
My mother and the ladies cried
For Luke the Bacon Cat had been a good friend
Who had met a very sad end
However, it has been told
That he went to cat heaven
Where, guess what - it was wall to wall bacon!
I am guilty as charge
Hardcore Carnivore
Every time I hear a pig's Oink
I think of bacon galore
Babe the pig
could be fried to a crisp
I'd eat everything
from it
Sliced
Diced
Dammit, I'm getting hungry
Just thinking of
a nicely fried bacon,
just gets my guts grumbling
But don't mind me
For I am guilty
I'd kill little piggies
for a bacon galore.
So join me,
my fellow
Hardcore Carnivores!
PsychicApocalypse said:Hardcore Carnivore
I am guilty as charge
Hardcore Carnivore
Every time I hear a pig's Oink
I think of bacon galore
Babe the pig
could be fried to a crisp
I'd eat everything
from it
Sliced
Diced
Dammit, I'm getting hungry
Just thinking of
a nicely fried bacon,
just gets my guts grumbling
But don't mind me
For I am guilty
I'd kill little piggies
for a bacon galore.
So join me,
my fellow
Hardcore Carnivores!
I absolutely love this
I am guilty as charge
Hardcore Carnivore
Every time I hear a pig's Oink
I think of bacon galore
Babe the pig
could be fried to a crisp
I'd eat everything
from it
Sliced
Diced
Dammit, I'm getting hungry
Just thinking of
a nicely fried bacon,
just gets my guts grumbling
But don't mind me
For I am guilty
I'd kill little piggies
for a bacon galore.
So join me,
my fellow
Hardcore Carnivores!
I absolutely love this
[font=Impact]"Turkey Bacon..." [/font]
Its a real cheap thing.
Don't care if its not for real..
Made by an evil corp. group of alien
beings.
OR if it symbolizes in some abstract
way the coming destruction of our
World by some horrific prophecy.
I just like to throw it in the
Microwave and think nothing of it.
Not even fearing microwave residuals.
Just to savor its sweet crispy tenderness.
And now and then cook it high making
it into like a pork rine chip for a change.
Also makes a good salad topper. Or sandwich
or cheese wrap.
Best of all I like it for I have high cholesterol.
Good alternative.....
Don't care if its not for real..
Made by an evil corp. group of alien
beings.
OR if it symbolizes in some abstract
way the coming destruction of our
World by some horrific prophecy.
I just like to throw it in the
Microwave and think nothing of it.
Not even fearing microwave residuals.
Just to savor its sweet crispy tenderness.
And now and then cook it high making
it into like a pork rine chip for a change.
Also makes a good salad topper. Or sandwich
or cheese wrap.
Best of all I like it for I have high cholesterol.
Good alternative.....
As you load my brethren in a car.
Taken away to the slaughter
For food for your sons and daughters.
I can no longer stand by
And watch as we are kept in line.
Revenge will be ours
As YOU are kept in the yard.
I will lead the fight
For all that is right.
All will fear me
From the woods to the sand.
I stand for justice
You will be served for breakfast
Because I am Pig-Man.
Bacon’s so crispy,
so juicy, so sweet
So salty, so scrumptious
so completely complete
For breakfast, for dinner,
for lunch or a snack
Hide the Bacon,
for I'm on the attack
And of all of the bacon's
I like Turkey the best!
Just kidding,I tricked you
Let's all have a porky Fest
Porky the pork. who could debate?
The sound of the sizzle,
the smell and the taste?
)I entered this poem once last year on another site. Didn't think I'd ever need it again. lol
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Congrats to the winner and thanks to all the other poets who made bacon!!!
Strider
Strider
