Poetry competition CLOSED 4th March 2013 1:52am
WINNER
rnabokov
rnabokov
RUNNER-UP:
johnrot
Who Am I ( I am Real )
Poetry Contest Description
A short poem about the life of this fish? and whether it's male or emale
Any type poem
short in length
as many poems as you want
The poem that makes me laugh the most wins
as long as it answers the question of whether it's male or female
short in length
as many poems as you want
The poem that makes me laugh the most wins
as long as it answers the question of whether it's male or female
LOL, that thing can't be real. I might write a poem about the Loc-Ness Sausage... The mouth looks like it came from the creature in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. I can think of some really funny lines to go along with that, but I have to know wher that pic came from. HoaxBusters???
JJ
JJ
Anonymous
FROM THE X-FILES:
I am the female penis eater
A rare fish, rarely seen
However, I will suck your dick
Like a popsickle stick
You never had it so good
As you look down
You start to scream
I not only give head
I chew and digest
Why did you not feel it
Is your question
I secrete endorphins
During along with my saliva
Gives you a high
Bye, bye.......!!!!!
I am the female penis eater
A rare fish, rarely seen
However, I will suck your dick
Like a popsickle stick
You never had it so good
As you look down
You start to scream
I not only give head
I chew and digest
Why did you not feel it
Is your question
I secrete endorphins
During along with my saliva
Gives you a high
Bye, bye.......!!!!!
somelikeithot said:FROM THE X-FILES:
I am the female penis eater
A rare fish, rarely seen
However, I will suck your dick
Like a popsickle stick
You never had it so good
As you look down
You start to scream
I not only give head
I chew and digest
Why did you not feel it
Is your question
I secrete endorphins
During along with my saliva
Gives you a high
Bye, bye.......!!!!!
hahahaha.Good one. That is so gross. And many men would deserve that..
I am the female penis eater
A rare fish, rarely seen
However, I will suck your dick
Like a popsickle stick
You never had it so good
As you look down
You start to scream
I not only give head
I chew and digest
Why did you not feel it
Is your question
I secrete endorphins
During along with my saliva
Gives you a high
Bye, bye.......!!!!!
hahahaha.Good one. That is so gross. And many men would deserve that..
Anonymous
If only I were a penis....by mikimoondancer
It's hard to be gruesome
yet sought and disturbed
Then jeered and molested
Poked and perturbed
I'm lacking in beauty
and don't have much charm
Yet strangers take pictures
and discuss what I am
I'd prefer to lie low
just breed and suck blood
I have no cute features
and don't get much love
But yet, I exist
and have a real purpose
I never asked to be brought
to the surface
There is a slight irony
and a bit of sick wit
In knowing that I'd be worshiped
If I were a dick.
It's hard to be gruesome
yet sought and disturbed
Then jeered and molested
Poked and perturbed
I'm lacking in beauty
and don't have much charm
Yet strangers take pictures
and discuss what I am
I'd prefer to lie low
just breed and suck blood
I have no cute features
and don't get much love
But yet, I exist
and have a real purpose
I never asked to be brought
to the surface
There is a slight irony
and a bit of sick wit
In knowing that I'd be worshiped
If I were a dick.
mikimoondancer said:If only I were a penis....by mikimoondancer
It's hard to be gruesome
yet sought and disturbed
Then jeered and molested
Poked and perturbed
I'm lacking in beauty
and don't have much charm
Yet strangers take pictures
and discuss what I am
I'd prefer to lie low
just breed and suck blood
I have no cute features
and don't get much love
But yet, I exist
and have a real purpose
I never asked to be brought
to the surface
There is a slight irony
and a bit of sick wit
In knowing that I'd be worshiped
If I were a dick.
ahahahahahahaha Cracked me up, this one did. Thanks Miss Moondancer
It's hard to be gruesome
yet sought and disturbed
Then jeered and molested
Poked and perturbed
I'm lacking in beauty
and don't have much charm
Yet strangers take pictures
and discuss what I am
I'd prefer to lie low
just breed and suck blood
I have no cute features
and don't get much love
But yet, I exist
and have a real purpose
I never asked to be brought
to the surface
There is a slight irony
and a bit of sick wit
In knowing that I'd be worshiped
If I were a dick.
ahahahahahahaha Cracked me up, this one did. Thanks Miss Moondancer
