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hemihead
hemi
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hemi
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Magnetron said: The tribe has spoken.
Perhaps the Erotic Poetry section should be removed to raise the quality of readership here?
Or are those readers more sophisticated than Erotic Prose readers?
You tell me. Apparently I'm not the resident porn story site expert here. I've only ever received constructive criticism, comments and PMs from other authors.
With the exception of that one male poet who drunk PMed me several times in one night during my first week here over a non-erotic pome.
That was weird.
Mate...I'm pretty sure Atakti is a chick....
Perhaps the Erotic Poetry section should be removed to raise the quality of readership here?
Or are those readers more sophisticated than Erotic Prose readers?
You tell me. Apparently I'm not the resident porn story site expert here. I've only ever received constructive criticism, comments and PMs from other authors.
With the exception of that one male poet who drunk PMed me several times in one night during my first week here over a non-erotic pome.
That was weird.
Mate...I'm pretty sure Atakti is a chick....
Magnetron
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Fire of Insight
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No, I'm pretty sure it wasn't her ..... although I was stricken with a 24 hour flu and was feverish that night ...... but her avatar is familiar from Lush Stories ..... so I'm 99.9% certain it wasn't her.
Magdalena
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I'm all for raising the quality of readership over raising some unwanted cock idling in my PM inbox.
Nonetheless, that is me, I'm sure there are others in favour of your suggestion and what becomes of it is up to the webmiss. Like you said, it is just a suggestion and I have donated my thoughts on it as will others I'm sure.
Nonetheless, that is me, I'm sure there are others in favour of your suggestion and what becomes of it is up to the webmiss. Like you said, it is just a suggestion and I have donated my thoughts on it as will others I'm sure.
Magnetron
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Fire of Insight
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Well then, my second suggestion is to ignore my first suggestion.
It sounds like these ladies have more experience in matters involving cock mail ? and such here and at other writing establishments.
I was naively approaching this more from a webmaster's perspective.
It sounds like these ladies have more experience in matters involving cock mail ? and such here and at other writing establishments.
I was naively approaching this more from a webmaster's perspective.
Atakti
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hemihead said:[quote-273411-Magnetron] With the exception of that one male poet who drunk PMed me several times in one night during my first week here over a non-erotic pome.
That was weird.
Mate...I'm pretty sure Atakti is a chick....[/quote]
You're "pretty sure"? Even after... How drunk were YOU that night?
This doesn't look good... oh man...
That was weird.
Mate...I'm pretty sure Atakti is a chick....[/quote]
You're "pretty sure"? Even after... How drunk were YOU that night?
This doesn't look good... oh man...
Magnetron
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Fire of Insight
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Even without an erotic stories category, DUP just landed a #190 Google ranking for the page http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/erotic-poems/ because the word story currently shows up in the text 3 times and in the linkage 2 times.
From a webmaster SEO standpoint, that's pretty impressive.
I have no doubt that with a little modification of that page, it could at least make it into the top 50 - in the very least telling the more sophisticated of erotic story readers that erotic poetry is available and a viable alternative.
From a webmaster SEO standpoint, that's pretty impressive.
I have no doubt that with a little modification of that page, it could at least make it into the top 50 - in the very least telling the more sophisticated of erotic story readers that erotic poetry is available and a viable alternative.
Waterviolet
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Ok ok now im curious ataki are u a chick cus i was shure u where a dude but i hope i am rong ?
And u cant get rid of the erotic poetry thats madness
And u cant get rid of the erotic poetry thats madness
EngrVV
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No doubt Deep Underground Poetry ranks #1 in Google search for erotic poems because as the name suggests, this is more of a poetry site although there is a portion allotted for fiction and non-fiction prose. I could see where you're coming from Magnetron. The Webmiss could add "stories" under the erotic poems tags in order for the webbots to detect the site when perverts search for erotic stories placing it ahead of the others, but that's up to the Webmiss.
Magnetron
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EngrVV said:No doubt Deep Underground Poetry ranks #1 in Google search for erotic poems because as the name suggests, this is more of a poetry site although there is a portion allotted for fiction and non-fiction prose. I could see where you're coming from Magnetron. The Webmiss could add "stories" under the erotic poems tags in order for the webbots to detect the site when perverts search for erotic stories placing it ahead of the others, but that's up to the Webmiss.
Exactly.
Personally, I consider my poems and lyrics to be stories. They are short stories that may or may not rhyme and don't have all the he said/she said punctuation.
I think all people who read Erotic Stories are unfairly lumped into a single stereotyped category. They get called perverts, but not everyone who reads said stories are perverts. I read a few occasionally. I actually prefer the ones that are subtle, with the least amount of graphic sexual depictions. Scenes of flirtation alone can be very erotic.
There has to be some people out there that are accustomed to reading without reaching into their pants or flashing their junk in someone else's face. I think those people would appreciate Erotic Poetry just as much. There might not be many of them out there, but you'll never get any if you don't try or have bad search engine mojo.
Exactly.
Personally, I consider my poems and lyrics to be stories. They are short stories that may or may not rhyme and don't have all the he said/she said punctuation.
I think all people who read Erotic Stories are unfairly lumped into a single stereotyped category. They get called perverts, but not everyone who reads said stories are perverts. I read a few occasionally. I actually prefer the ones that are subtle, with the least amount of graphic sexual depictions. Scenes of flirtation alone can be very erotic.
There has to be some people out there that are accustomed to reading without reaching into their pants or flashing their junk in someone else's face. I think those people would appreciate Erotic Poetry just as much. There might not be many of them out there, but you'll never get any if you don't try or have bad search engine mojo.
goddesssexy
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Strange Creature
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after reading erotic stories here, I joined the group
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Well said RM! Ok, I'm a fake sick one myself, I'm guessing??? So do I fall into those that will be banned from DU when the proverbial axe falls? Do I get a blindfold? A last cyber humping? Is this one of those corporate take downs of DU and the webmistress? So much for the freedom to write what you want here at good old DU....
lepperochan
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yeah, I think ISIS will be hired to do the axing, though apparently they prefer four inch blades and use the blunt side, so I'm guessing you'll survive but will probably wake up on ...the island
Anonymous
Whoa! For a minute there I thought you were gonna say....the Dome! Yikes!!! But as long as it's the island all is good. I could dig a 3 hour tour skipper ; )
Anonymous
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