Fictional Prose by New Members

Please allow me to say before this story begins that I do not approve of children acting in such a manner as described in this story. My parents would have grounded me for three days if I so much as mentioned wanting to murder 16 of my babysitters.)

He was seven. He started when he was five. His name is Seri Al. He was the first child sent to the electron potty chair in the year 3007. His short career spanned two years. In tabloid literature he was known as the Babysitter Killer. He dispatched thirty-six and one half baby sitters. I know all about him. I was the one half that got...