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Member Since 13th January 2019
RexDurkin joined 220 days ago and last visited today
Poems 117    Comments 415    Forum Posts 59

Poet Introduction

I'm a poet who mostly does blue/dark humour and story based stuff.

Favorite Poets/Writers

Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin

About Me

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As nasty as a sick feral fox
As nice as a new pair of socks
As low as a body down a well
As high as heaven's church bell
As straight as an isometric cube
As curly as a circus clown’s pube
As empty as a con man's kiss
Yet full of vinegar and piss
As slow as a two-toed sloth on ludes
As fast as the changing of your moods
As happy as a drunk at a winery
As sad as a drunk at a winery
As smart as an idea bulb that’s glowin’
As stupid as this mother fuckin’ poem

My Reading List

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The Ballad Of Cedric by Miss_Sub (- Missy -)
At the Beach on Holiday by ReggiePoet (Reggie)
A Little Old Cock Sucker by nutbuster (D C)
BOOZE IS MY MUSE! by snugglebuck
Bawdy Man Limericks 10.0 by David_Macleod (David Macleod)
Floating Faeces by PooSmoothie69

Poets I Follow

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