Least Read Wife Poems

Hear the darkness breathe
Watching every step I take
Wish you were with me

I may kill my wife
she causes me pain & strife
tells me I can't write

How will it be done?
maybe a knife or a gun
once done, time to run

Across the street my neighbor was having his house updated
New siding, new windows, new roof, new garage door etc..
I said hey Scott
Your home is gonna look amazing
He said, "Thanks, Thanks!"
I said I haven't seen your wife
He said, "Yeah well, let's just say she went on a permanent vacation"
I said, "Really? Whereabouts?"
He said, "She went to visit family in California"
Oh OK
2 weeks later I find out from another neighbor, Phil that Scott sold his wife to the military
I said, "WHAT!!?" ...