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runaway-mindtrain
Poem Published
30th May 2020 6:32am
30th May 2020 6:32am
Smugnorant
Spilled milk bottle gangsta crackerjack
Orange juice toothpaste panic attack
Implement a subliminal smokestack
Wax deconstructionist hackmatack
Do crack that yolk sac via wise crack
By amoral stance laid upon your back
Orange juice toothpaste panic attack
Implement a subliminal smokestack
Wax deconstructionist hackmatack
Do crack that yolk sac via wise crack
By amoral stance laid upon your back
#satirical
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6 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
165 reads
2 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
165 reads
2 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
165 reads
2 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
165 reads
2 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
165 reads
2 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 8:26am
2nd Nov 2024 8:26am
For The Art of It
I wrote a poem
then I picked up a guitar
sang a couple lines
holy shit
that's a hit!
Jimmy Iovine is now looking at me
like I'm a chick with big tits
because there's money to be made
just not for the artist
getting clicks on Spotify
making hits
more like turning tricks
for your business daddy
took a few months
but I finally finished a book
it was the kind that enchants your mind
the buzz is going round
now Jeff Bezos is calling me up
Like he wants to fuck
I figure why not
but...
then I picked up a guitar
sang a couple lines
holy shit
that's a hit!
Jimmy Iovine is now looking at me
like I'm a chick with big tits
because there's money to be made
just not for the artist
getting clicks on Spotify
making hits
more like turning tricks
for your business daddy
took a few months
but I finally finished a book
it was the kind that enchants your mind
the buzz is going round
now Jeff Bezos is calling me up
Like he wants to fuck
I figure why not
but...
#greed
#satirical
77 reads
1 Comment
DevilsChild
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 8:26am
2nd Nov 2024 8:26am
For The Art of It
I wrote a poem
then I picked up a guitar
sang a couple lines
holy shit
that's a hit!
Jimmy Iovine is now looking at me
like I'm a chick with big tits
because there's money to be made
just not for the artist
getting clicks on Spotify
making hits
more like turning tricks
for your business daddy
took a few months
but I finally finished a book
it was the kind that enchants your mind
the buzz is going round
now Jeff Bezos is calling me up
Like he wants to fuck
I figure why not
but...
then I picked up a guitar
sang a couple lines
holy shit
that's a hit!
Jimmy Iovine is now looking at me
like I'm a chick with big tits
because there's money to be made
just not for the artist
getting clicks on Spotify
making hits
more like turning tricks
for your business daddy
took a few months
but I finally finished a book
it was the kind that enchants your mind
the buzz is going round
now Jeff Bezos is calling me up
Like he wants to fuck
I figure why not
but...
#greed
#satirical
77 reads
1 Comment
Grace
IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
A little less than AI
I just cant write today
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
#satirical
125 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
205 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
205 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
205 reads
6 Comments
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