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SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
232 reads
8 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
232 reads
8 Comments
DarkPopPrincess
Poem Published
22nd Apr 2024 1:30am
22nd Apr 2024 1:30am
The Madman Show Continues...Only Fan Girls
Dupglighost goes on dating site and sees the only fan girls.
Also sees only 1 dollar in his bank account.
Duplighost: 1 dolla! Cash it in the bank and be delusional and write 3 zeroes.
Also Duplighost: We'll be fine.
Also sees only 1 dollar in his bank account.
Duplighost: 1 dolla! Cash it in the bank and be delusional and write 3 zeroes.
Also Duplighost: We'll be fine.
#satirical
207 reads
3 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
146 reads
20 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
146 reads
20 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
146 reads
20 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
Let Me Speak to Your Manager
#anger
#satirical
516 reads
6 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
Let Me Speak to Your Manager
#anger
#satirical
516 reads
6 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
233 reads
2 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
233 reads
2 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
233 reads
2 Comments
Duice
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
8th Sep 2024 1:25am
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
233 reads
2 Comments
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