Poems for and About Parents Published by Members Recently Online
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Poems for and about parents published by members recently online.
You're child is hideous!
How many out there do we see
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
#birth
#devil
#hate
#parent
#satirical
68 reads
6 Comments
You're child is hideous!
How many out there do we see
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
#birth
#devil
#hate
#parent
#satirical
68 reads
6 Comments
You're child is hideous!
How many out there do we see
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
#birth
#devil
#hate
#parent
#satirical
68 reads
6 Comments
You're child is hideous!
How many out there do we see
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
#birth
#devil
#hate
#parent
#satirical
68 reads
6 Comments
You're child is hideous!
How many out there do we see
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
In someone's presence that has VD
You got pregnant, had a child
Your baby looks cursed, should be exiled
Your parents were fucked up most of their youth
Their liberal or redneck ideas, born with no couth
Idiocy doesn't fall far from your tree
Your mongoloid child is quite ugly!
Ugly parents shouldn't have kids
Don't need formula or some wooden crib
No sex to create a child, it's only for pleasure
I'll take that statement to the grave, for always & forever
#birth
#devil
#hate
#parent
#satirical
68 reads
6 Comments
Good Times
Some of my proudest moments
were during photo times with your dad
while we were expecting you.
He was giddy with excitement and
after taking a few pictures,
he couldn’t keep his hands off of me.
His favorite thing to do was kiss
my tummy and talk to you.
Then he’d make love to me and
tell me to be quiet so we
“don’t wake the baby.”
Those were good times.
were during photo times with your dad
while we were expecting you.
He was giddy with excitement and
after taking a few pictures,
he couldn’t keep his hands off of me.
His favorite thing to do was kiss
my tummy and talk to you.
Then he’d make love to me and
tell me to be quiet so we
“don’t wake the baby.”
Those were good times.
#parent
#sex
#pregnancy
533 reads
4 Comments
Good Times
Some of my proudest moments
were during photo times with your dad
while we were expecting you.
He was giddy with excitement and
after taking a few pictures,
he couldn’t keep his hands off of me.
His favorite thing to do was kiss
my tummy and talk to you.
Then he’d make love to me and
tell me to be quiet so we
“don’t wake the baby.”
Those were good times.
were during photo times with your dad
while we were expecting you.
He was giddy with excitement and
after taking a few pictures,
he couldn’t keep his hands off of me.
His favorite thing to do was kiss
my tummy and talk to you.
Then he’d make love to me and
tell me to be quiet so we
“don’t wake the baby.”
Those were good times.
#parent
#sex
#pregnancy
533 reads
4 Comments
Good Times
Some of my proudest moments
were during photo times with your dad
while we were expecting you.
He was giddy with excitement and
after taking a few pictures,
he couldn’t keep his hands off of me.
His favorite thing to do was kiss
my tummy and talk to you.
Then he’d make love to me and
tell me to be quiet so we
“don’t wake the baby.”
Those were good times.
were during photo times with your dad
while we were expecting you.
He was giddy with excitement and
after taking a few pictures,
he couldn’t keep his hands off of me.
His favorite thing to do was kiss
my tummy and talk to you.
Then he’d make love to me and
tell me to be quiet so we
“don’t wake the baby.”
Those were good times.
#parent
#sex
#pregnancy
533 reads
4 Comments
Gogyoshi Poem, Nr.11 — Wheel of Unfortune
He had a reluctant extra job
as an occasional hired assassin and she reluctantly
worked boring long hours on a production line in the local bullet factory.
They did it, honourably, to help their kids through college,
just as their own parents had done.
as an occasional hired assassin and she reluctantly
worked boring long hours on a production line in the local bullet factory.
They did it, honourably, to help their kids through college,
just as their own parents had done.
#parent
#family
#philosophical
486 reads
14 Comments
Gogyoshi Poem, Nr.11 — Wheel of Unfortune
He had a reluctant extra job
as an occasional hired assassin and she reluctantly
worked boring long hours on a production line in the local bullet factory.
They did it, honourably, to help their kids through college,
just as their own parents had done.
as an occasional hired assassin and she reluctantly
worked boring long hours on a production line in the local bullet factory.
They did it, honourably, to help their kids through college,
just as their own parents had done.
#parent
#family
#philosophical
486 reads
14 Comments
Gogyoshi Poem, Nr.11 — Wheel of Unfortune
He had a reluctant extra job
as an occasional hired assassin and she reluctantly
worked boring long hours on a production line in the local bullet factory.
They did it, honourably, to help their kids through college,
just as their own parents had done.
as an occasional hired assassin and she reluctantly
worked boring long hours on a production line in the local bullet factory.
They did it, honourably, to help their kids through college,
just as their own parents had done.
#parent
#family
#philosophical
486 reads
14 Comments
Before My Parents Come Home
Do me a
favor and get yourself
out of here before my parents come
home and catch us naked with you humping me from
behind because if they do, my dad
would really go nuts
in this room.
favor and get yourself
out of here before my parents come
home and catch us naked with you humping me from
behind because if they do, my dad
would really go nuts
in this room.
#dialogue
#fiction
#home
#parent
#sex
216 reads
2 Comments
DU Poetry : Poems for and About Parents Published by Members Recently Online