Popular Poems About the Morning

Let me give it
To you straight
If you wish
to speak to me
As soon as I awake
You'll have to wait
For Heaven's sake

No one, not even
My precious pup
Will interact with me
Until I drink
My first cup of coffee

So, if you don't wish
To hear me moan
And let out a groan
You'd be wise
To hang up
That darn cell phone
And leave my
Cranky self alone

gotta love the transition..the Spiritual translation  
...the bi-lingual...the sapiosexual  
our pseudonyms...hidden in plain sight  
.... she wafted..draped in shades of her morning dew  
from the dreamy into the creamy..  
..she decoded my escape hatch...cleverly...  
......soulfully stirred me....spoon fed a brotha lovely  
.....mmmm....a tasty woman indeed...gimme more dammit  
my ultra smooth criminal...the Bonnie to my Clyde  
.....made sure to Hyde our stash between her legs  
she did secreted some of that silky esoteric mojo...

Good Morning,

You did one thing wrong, you woke up
If I haven't told you before
I'm sick & tired of this rut

As my stomach turns
Acid reflux burns
I know exactly what I must do

I know how you feel,
when you eat a meal
Go look in the mirror

Can't look at you,
you're busted every morning

My headache is now gone,
relieved we have no spawn

Use to be a naughty ass slut,
now all you want are glazed doughnuts

Doesn't matter how much you think
or the number of hairs in...

i wanted
to fly,
climb, an
afterthought
of pleasure,
stages of
my life,
sort these
light
and dark
moments,
let me
hang
headfirst out
every window,
let me
sing enough
beside you
just before
i fell
to sleep
again.