Short Limerick Poems
#limerick
There once was a president
There once was a president
who covered his crown with a tent
made from his own hair
stuck down with great care
He forces the fleas to pay rent
who covered his crown with a tent
made from his own hair
stuck down with great care
He forces the fleas to pay rent
#lies
#limerick
#hypocrisy
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Priorities
I lay splayed on this rubber bed
The wax it is melted then spread
And ripped from my skin
With a flick of the wrist
My pussy left soft and red
The wax it is melted then spread
And ripped from my skin
With a flick of the wrist
My pussy left soft and red
#women
#rhyming
#limerick
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CunFronted
#limerick
#funny
#dirty
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The Lout... Limerick
There once was a young man, a lout
thought it manly to gross women out
He thought it was sexy
to waggle his dick, he
blew raspberries, tongue sticking out.
thought it manly to gross women out
He thought it was sexy
to waggle his dick, he
blew raspberries, tongue sticking out.
#limerick
#ignorance
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A redhead's limerick
#sex
#beauty
#limerick
#lover
#dirty
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HOW TO ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE
Humans are a vile lot
That should go away and rot-
Leave this green planet
Unattached and it
Can regain the peace it's sought!
That should go away and rot-
Leave this green planet
Unattached and it
Can regain the peace it's sought!
#environment
#pollution
#limerick
#humankind
#despair
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Lusty Lucy
there once was a girl named Lusty Lucy
people said she could be loosey goosey
when she got paid
they often got laid
then said that Lucy was juicy
people said she could be loosey goosey
when she got paid
they often got laid
then said that Lucy was juicy
#sex
#limerick
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
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St. Paddy Laddy
A young lad from Napa Valley
Drank to much on St. Paddy's
Waking the next day
Much to his dismay
He'd married Sasquatch Sally
Drank to much on St. Paddy's
Waking the next day
Much to his dismay
He'd married Sasquatch Sally
#limerick
#funny
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Anything For Some Bread
There was this dog of mine known as Fred
who would do anything for some bread
which happens to include
something that is not rude
such as dropping down and playing dead.
who would do anything for some bread
which happens to include
something that is not rude
such as dropping down and playing dead.
#animals
#limerick
#LifeAsAWriter
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ADDITION BY SUBTRACTION
A manx is a cat with no tail
Some see this as a feline fail
But human offspring
Can sometimes be mean-
Reach to grab, but to no avail!
Some see this as a feline fail
But human offspring
Can sometimes be mean-
Reach to grab, but to no avail!
#children
#cats
#limerick
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6/6/19 LIMERICK
The muse is a scandalous wench
Who carries a gears-crushing wrench
Her poetry limns
Sacred words like hymns
Scribbled on a greasy workbench
Who carries a gears-crushing wrench
Her poetry limns
Sacred words like hymns
Scribbled on a greasy workbench
#limerick
#WritingPoetry
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Nancy's Tits
I knew a girl named Nancy
She so, so tickled my fancy
I stared at her Double D's
Her cleavage was such a tease
Until this: "Ya like what you see?"
She so, so tickled my fancy
I stared at her Double D's
Her cleavage was such a tease
Until this: "Ya like what you see?"
#lust
#erotic
#limerick #dirty
#limerick #dirty
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DU Poetry : Short Limerick Poems