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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2024 11:46am
3rd Sep 2024 11:46am
No Puking Please
When the carnival comes to town
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
#limerick
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
Crying, But Not Crying (limerick)
There was a young lady
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#limerick #satirical
#limerick #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
Crying, But Not Crying (limerick)
There was a young lady
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#limerick #satirical
#limerick #satirical
61 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
Crying, But Not Crying (limerick)
There was a young lady
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#limerick #satirical
#limerick #satirical
61 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
23rd Nov 2024 5:25pm
Crying, But Not Crying (limerick)
There was a young lady
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
called Jemia
Her humour sometimes
could be dire
One day
for a joke
She wore
a great cloak
Whilst pretending to be
the Town Cryer!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#limerick #satirical
#limerick #satirical
61 reads
0 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
Some Funny Wisdom
Ant and grasshopper
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#funny
#limerick
#parody
91 reads
8 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
Some Funny Wisdom
Ant and grasshopper
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#funny
#limerick
#parody
91 reads
8 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
Some Funny Wisdom
Ant and grasshopper
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#funny
#limerick
#parody
91 reads
8 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
26th May 2018 00:37am
26th May 2018 00:37am
A Man in Need of a Plan
A Man in Need of a Plan - Limerick
There was a young lad named Bach
Who often tugged his cock
In a regal fashion
He released his passion
But the pangs of remorse
Gave him cause to divorce
From his marriage to his hand
With fingers as wedding band
So to the priest the beans he spilt
In a graphic confession of guilt
And the robed man
Offered him an ingenious plan
Keep a $100 bill to shred
For each shame in bed
But the lad gave alms
For each date with his palms
To do penance for his sin ...
There was a young lad named Bach
Who often tugged his cock
In a regal fashion
He released his passion
But the pangs of remorse
Gave him cause to divorce
From his marriage to his hand
With fingers as wedding band
So to the priest the beans he spilt
In a graphic confession of guilt
And the robed man
Offered him an ingenious plan
Keep a $100 bill to shred
For each shame in bed
But the lad gave alms
For each date with his palms
To do penance for his sin ...
#sex
#limerick
639 reads
3 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
26th May 2018 00:37am
26th May 2018 00:37am
A Man in Need of a Plan
A Man in Need of a Plan - Limerick
There was a young lad named Bach
Who often tugged his cock
In a regal fashion
He released his passion
But the pangs of remorse
Gave him cause to divorce
From his marriage to his hand
With fingers as wedding band
So to the priest the beans he spilt
In a graphic confession of guilt
And the robed man
Offered him an ingenious plan
Keep a $100 bill to shred
For each shame in bed
But the lad gave alms
For each date with his palms
To do penance for his sin ...
There was a young lad named Bach
Who often tugged his cock
In a regal fashion
He released his passion
But the pangs of remorse
Gave him cause to divorce
From his marriage to his hand
With fingers as wedding band
So to the priest the beans he spilt
In a graphic confession of guilt
And the robed man
Offered him an ingenious plan
Keep a $100 bill to shred
For each shame in bed
But the lad gave alms
For each date with his palms
To do penance for his sin ...
#sex
#limerick
639 reads
3 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
LimerElla
There once was a student named Ella
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
#family
#limerick
#NaPoWriMo2022
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4 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
LimerElla
There once was a student named Ella
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
#family
#limerick
#NaPoWriMo2022
342 reads
4 Comments
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