Least Read Anniversary Poems

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A teenage girl is killed by a shark
While another teenage girl wins millions in the lottery

A Ukrainian murderer said he killed three Russians
Liz Truss, the incompetent, is returning to politics.

The pope urges people to rise, their voices, which
Is ok, if you are abroad and do not risk decapitation

An actress had to fake orgasm to win a bar of toffees
It was a gruelling job; she says, it gave her diabetes

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She starred in "Doctor Who" and "Blood Money".
She died thirty years ago today at the age of 63.
When she starred in those Doctor Who episodes, she starred with William Hartnell and Tom Baker.
She lost her battle with cancer thirty years ago today and she went to Heaven and met her maker.
She also starred in "Tales Of The Unexpected", "The Comedy Man" and "No Hiding Place".
People were sad thirty years ago because she was no longer a member of the human race.
It's always sad when such a talented person dies.
All of her fans mourned because of her demise.

It was a day that I was bound to dread.
I woke up in the hospital and found you dead.
I told the nurse that I thought you had died and she examined you.
She found no pulse and she confirmed what I believed to be true.
Your death occurred ten years ago today.
After living for 64 years, you passed away.
I woke up my brother and told him that you died.
When I went home, I licked my wounds and cried.
I had to accept the fact that your life had come to an end.
You weren't just my mother, you were also my closest friend.
I loved you and people know...