Popular Poems About Alcohol

Last sip of coffee
Could make more
Nothing like the first
Maybe a shot of bourbon
Hunter S Thompson breakfast
Wild Turkey 101
Respect

He winked across the bar,
so I ran my finger along my chest,
licked my lips a little bit,
let his emotions do the rest.

He began to walk my way
as I picked up my glass,
I think I'll get lucky tonight,
he's a fine piece of ass.

He asked me what I was drinking,
I said, "Tequila, please".
He waved down the bartender,
got us a round with ease.

I swigged mine back
as he looked at me and sighed.
"You're my kind of woman,"
he began to rub my thigh.

I told him to...

I was never much of a drinker
a crazy ass lightweight...if I'm honest
a couple drinks in me & I'm a goner
the past few years though...
tipped my cup more than my norm
not proud...but also not ashamed
times were hard...it was what it was
still I maintained some semblance of restraint
I'll never be the life of the party
but if you get me drunk...
...there's more party in me
and I gotta tell ya...
give me a drink & I'm a livewire
mouth & veins all afire
sassy & horny in tandem
...if you can believe that......

Thirty days
Twitchy edginess
         f a  d   e    s
Blackberry saturated
                          memories
                                     linger
Like old friends
          no longer seen
But the bottle remains
                                    empty
A need to
                 self
                           medicate
            Sits
High
                    up on the shelf
In the darker patch
Where dust
                        never touched
And sleep
                  comes ...

What a great party! It’s never a dud!
The boss wears an ugly sweater, he's such a young stud!
His wife is our hostess adorable and sweet.
She fills the house with lots of wine and goodies to eat.

Soon it will be time for the Christmas gift exchange,
better play by their rules or you'll be out on the range.
All of the employees will be there too.
Watch out! They just might try to steal a gift from you!

A crackling fireplace on the big screen tv,
this party had it all that’s how the holidays should be.
Friends, fun and laughter, we...