Poems About Life As A Writer Seeking Friendly Advice
#LifeAsAWriter
missjem56
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 1:03pm
12th Jan 2025 1:03pm
'I' Blames The BBC!
Since when
Did the first letter I
Become silent
In the word medicine?
Now pronounced as: medcine
Therefore:
Medcine ball?
Medcine doctor etc?
It's wrong!
Bring back the 'I'
Let it live again!
Poor thing, being ghosted like that...
'I' blames the BBC!
by Jemia
Did the first letter I
Become silent
In the word medicine?
Now pronounced as: medcine
Therefore:
Medcine ball?
Medcine doctor etc?
It's wrong!
Bring back the 'I'
Let it live again!
Poor thing, being ghosted like that...
'I' blames the BBC!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#PowerOfWords #satirical
#PowerOfWords #satirical
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3rdEYErising
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 5:52am
12th Jan 2025 5:52am
Naaj and Ahhhh...
He is my prancing butt naked
In a flowered apron
Hovering around his simmering stove
Spreading to be his treasure trove
Awaiting those plump
Baked goodies
My Asiatic dragon printed cape
My coping mechanism, my escape hatch
My pantie snatcher
I'm stuck with his sticky
Since he slipped me his poetic mickey
I've become deeply infused
With his rhyme scheme
How he injects, infects
With subliminal inflections
Maybe I've become a living...
In a flowered apron
Hovering around his simmering stove
Spreading to be his treasure trove
Awaiting those plump
Baked goodies
My Asiatic dragon printed cape
My coping mechanism, my escape hatch
My pantie snatcher
I'm stuck with his sticky
Since he slipped me his poetic mickey
I've become deeply infused
With his rhyme scheme
How he injects, infects
With subliminal inflections
Maybe I've become a living...
#admiration
#crush
#LifeAsAWriter
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missjem56
Poem Published
11th Jan 2025 12:58pm
11th Jan 2025 12:58pm
Long Forgotten
After sailing through
some rough,
and turbulent seas
I now lie
shipwrecked,
and abandoned
Dashed against the rocks!
Then scattered
into a million pieces
Floating, broken memories
Now no more
than the flotsam
of my soul......
by Jemia
some rough,
and turbulent seas
I now lie
shipwrecked,
and abandoned
Dashed against the rocks!
Then scattered
into a million pieces
Floating, broken memories
Now no more
than the flotsam
of my soul......
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeStruggles
#philosophical
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missjem56
Poem Published
9th Jan 2025 12:55pm
9th Jan 2025 12:55pm
Some Like It To Hot!
I have an orgy every night!
With oft times three joining me
One either side, and one betwixt my thighs
Things get very hot, especially with all that rubber!
Hoping for no leakages, replacements come cheap
I once was joined by four!
Things got really hot!
So i limit my orgies to just three, and me!
Or sometimes a simple menage a troix
When i was younger
I used to make do with one, which was fun
But with age, tis all the rage
To become more adventurous
And no longer limit myself
On how many hot water bottles
I go to bed...
With oft times three joining me
One either side, and one betwixt my thighs
Things get very hot, especially with all that rubber!
Hoping for no leakages, replacements come cheap
I once was joined by four!
Things got really hot!
So i limit my orgies to just three, and me!
Or sometimes a simple menage a troix
When i was younger
I used to make do with one, which was fun
But with age, tis all the rage
To become more adventurous
And no longer limit myself
On how many hot water bottles
I go to bed...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #sexy
#satirical #sexy
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missjem56
Poem Published
8th Jan 2025 8:41pm
8th Jan 2025 8:41pm
Cheeky!
I don't like bums!
They kind of put me off
Small, medium, or large
It doesn't matter
Bum, arse, bottom
Shakespeare chose Bottom, over Bum!
Neither names offer any inspiration poetically
Thankfully, the French do bums with poetic finesse
Derriere!
Which sounds much more civilised than other options
Whereas, backside doesn't make sense
Backside: 'on the back, but to the side?
Which would require, a completely new rethink
On the design of toilets!
Also, keeping things on this nonsensical level
How come when toasting...
They kind of put me off
Small, medium, or large
It doesn't matter
Bum, arse, bottom
Shakespeare chose Bottom, over Bum!
Neither names offer any inspiration poetically
Thankfully, the French do bums with poetic finesse
Derriere!
Which sounds much more civilised than other options
Whereas, backside doesn't make sense
Backside: 'on the back, but to the side?
Which would require, a completely new rethink
On the design of toilets!
Also, keeping things on this nonsensical level
How come when toasting...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#PowerOfWords
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
8th Jan 2025 1:07pm
8th Jan 2025 1:07pm
August 31st 2019 (Big Camp)
Five days after performing at Hastings Pride
(My first performance on a stage!)
I was then transported to Lincolnshire
For a fabulous Big Camp
In a field surrounded by other fields
Containing sheep, and turnips!
I'd put myself down on an open mic
I was awaiting my turn
And was to follow a strong man act
Which was pretty impressive
But i was thinking, how does a poet follow that?
Whilst waiting, i went to get myself another cider
When i noticed they had something called mead
Never liked honey, but thought 'when in Rome'
I...
(My first performance on a stage!)
I was then transported to Lincolnshire
For a fabulous Big Camp
In a field surrounded by other fields
Containing sheep, and turnips!
I'd put myself down on an open mic
I was awaiting my turn
And was to follow a strong man act
Which was pretty impressive
But i was thinking, how does a poet follow that?
Whilst waiting, i went to get myself another cider
When i noticed they had something called mead
Never liked honey, but thought 'when in Rome'
I...
#funny
#happiness
#holiday
#LifeAsAWriter
#music
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missjem56
Poem Published
8th Jan 2025 12:32pm
8th Jan 2025 12:32pm
The Mead Dame (5-7-5)
Am
a
dam
mad
dame
Mead
made
me
meadium
rare
Not
meadiocre!
by Jemia
a
dam
mad
dame
Mead
made
me
meadium
rare
Not
meadiocre!
by Jemia
#alcohol
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical #satirical
#philosophical #satirical
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toniscales
Lost Girl
Lost Girl
Poem Published
7th Jan 2025 11:25pm
7th Jan 2025 11:25pm
Poetry chapbook released
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#LifeAsAWriter
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Jan 2025 9:13pm
7th Jan 2025 9:13pm
Going Batty
There's an antique bat
In my attic
So i call it my battic
Not to be confused with batique
Which would be more unique
Although i could have
An antique batique bat in my attic
Although the bat, is on my black velvet hat
No attics actually involved
And the bat on my hat
Is not actually antique
So the bat is on the belfry
A belfry without bells
Thus a bell free belfry
A belle in the bell free belfry
Sounds like Esmerelda being summoned
"The belles! the belles!
Quasis mo jo
Not appealing
No end to...
In my attic
So i call it my battic
Not to be confused with batique
Which would be more unique
Although i could have
An antique batique bat in my attic
Although the bat, is on my black velvet hat
No attics actually involved
And the bat on my hat
Is not actually antique
So the bat is on the belfry
A belfry without bells
Thus a bell free belfry
A belle in the bell free belfry
Sounds like Esmerelda being summoned
"The belles! the belles!
Quasis mo jo
Not appealing
No end to...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Jan 2025 2:15pm
7th Jan 2025 2:15pm
One Winter In North Wales
The temperature dropped to -19c
I ventured out into it
Dressed like a yeti
There was no wind
Everywhere was frozen, and still
And a strange silence, as if sound had frozen
Then i remembered a science documentary
Where a scientist demonstrated in temperatures the same
As we now had in the village
Firstly throwing a cup of cold water into the air
Then watching as it fell as water to the ground
The part of this demonstration that wowed me
Was when she threw a cup of scalding hot water into the air
As it fell to the ground as snow!...
I ventured out into it
Dressed like a yeti
There was no wind
Everywhere was frozen, and still
And a strange silence, as if sound had frozen
Then i remembered a science documentary
Where a scientist demonstrated in temperatures the same
As we now had in the village
Firstly throwing a cup of cold water into the air
Then watching as it fell as water to the ground
The part of this demonstration that wowed me
Was when she threw a cup of scalding hot water into the air
As it fell to the ground as snow!...
#beauty
#LifeAsAWriter
#nature
#science
#winter
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Jan 2025 11:40am
7th Jan 2025 11:40am
Am Bi?
Ambivert
ambit
Ambidextrous
ambitions
Ambiguitease!
by Jemia
ambit
Ambidextrous
ambitions
Ambiguitease!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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Shon
Poem Published
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
Your a poet.
Your
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#uplifting
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