Long Halloween Poems
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Long halloween poems. 300 words or more, most recently published poems first.
Vulgar Violations (Halloween Syck House Series)
#dark
#evil
#Halloween
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Haunted Headache (Halloween Syck House Series)
Going home is a bitch, because all I do is deal with ghost
The spiritual motherfuckas most defiantly be doing the most,
“Every time I unlock the door to let myself in
They change the temperature into an artic freezing wind,
“Covered in frost from my head down to my feet
Now another ghost is bombarding me with intense heat,
“I shake my head and just fucking stare
Because another one is hovering around in my Jordan’s and underwear,
“Constantly they move furniture without my permission
Levitating pots and pans every...
The spiritual motherfuckas most defiantly be doing the most,
“Every time I unlock the door to let myself in
They change the temperature into an artic freezing wind,
“Covered in frost from my head down to my feet
Now another ghost is bombarding me with intense heat,
“I shake my head and just fucking stare
Because another one is hovering around in my Jordan’s and underwear,
“Constantly they move furniture without my permission
Levitating pots and pans every...
#dark
#Halloween
#ghosts
141 reads
6 Comments
The Whining
Years ago I got an offer to be the caretaker
Of the beautiful Overshook Hotel during the winter
So that October I packed up my wife and children
My laptop, some paper and my trusty old printer
On the drive up I kept thinking about my poetry
I could write and record my voice on cassette
But the kids started with the whining all the way up
Constantly asking “dad, dad, are we there yet?”
We had the entire hotel to ourselves
I could finally have some peace and quiet
I’d have a great time spittin’ rhymes
Eating...
Of the beautiful Overshook Hotel during the winter
So that October I packed up my wife and children
My laptop, some paper and my trusty old printer
On the drive up I kept thinking about my poetry
I could write and record my voice on cassette
But the kids started with the whining all the way up
Constantly asking “dad, dad, are we there yet?”
We had the entire hotel to ourselves
I could finally have some peace and quiet
I’d have a great time spittin’ rhymes
Eating...
#Halloween
#scary
#funny #horror
#funny #horror
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4 Comments
Ms. May (Halloween Syck House Series)
Many of the Army Rangers thought nervously ‘why me’
As they implemented their training to control their anxiety,
“They were specially chosen, because they did not have children
Understanding the knowledge alone would instantly end them,
“Legends say Ms. May is an abomination-a curse upon the young
Living under a storm cloud that eats the light from a dying sun,
“Ms. May is known to visit birthing mothers on their death bed
Taking the new born with her either alive or dead,
“The military utilized a plan...
As they implemented their training to control their anxiety,
“They were specially chosen, because they did not have children
Understanding the knowledge alone would instantly end them,
“Legends say Ms. May is an abomination-a curse upon the young
Living under a storm cloud that eats the light from a dying sun,
“Ms. May is known to visit birthing mothers on their death bed
Taking the new born with her either alive or dead,
“The military utilized a plan...
#dark
#Halloween
#hurt
152 reads
8 Comments
Iron Chef (Let me Cook) (Halloween Syck House Series)
I’m known as the Iron Chef so there is no need to scream for help
Because I’m that crazy bastard-Mr. asphyxiation of your last breath,
“White, Black, Mexican no matter the race or color
Everybody has an equal opportunity to become dinner motherfucker,
“The greatest seasoning is agonizing pain and soul piecing fear
When cooked alive as their sizzling screams slowly disappear,
“Overwhelming their brain with ‘I can’t believe this shit’ disbelief
Making some slow to react and paralyzed to speak,
...
Because I’m that crazy bastard-Mr. asphyxiation of your last breath,
“White, Black, Mexican no matter the race or color
Everybody has an equal opportunity to become dinner motherfucker,
“The greatest seasoning is agonizing pain and soul piecing fear
When cooked alive as their sizzling screams slowly disappear,
“Overwhelming their brain with ‘I can’t believe this shit’ disbelief
Making some slow to react and paralyzed to speak,
...
#dark
#evil
#Halloween #horror
#Halloween #horror
153 reads
9 Comments
They're All Going to Laugh at You
#Halloween
#scary
#funny
95 reads
2 Comments
The Naked Doom (Halloween Syck House Series)
The porcelain prison is a poisonous unnatural horror
That eliminates its victims with unnatural murder,
“An architecture masterpiece within its own special room
Secretly known throughout history as the Naked Doom,
“Birthed during the Roman Empire’s fall around 476 AD
From blood rape, violent hatred and painful jealousy,
“An ancient ritual that released something terribly wrong
Now forbidden passages within holy text and whispered in dark song,
“The transference of its evil is only by a mere touch
Remaining...
That eliminates its victims with unnatural murder,
“An architecture masterpiece within its own special room
Secretly known throughout history as the Naked Doom,
“Birthed during the Roman Empire’s fall around 476 AD
From blood rape, violent hatred and painful jealousy,
“An ancient ritual that released something terribly wrong
Now forbidden passages within holy text and whispered in dark song,
“The transference of its evil is only by a mere touch
Remaining...
#dark
#evil
#Halloween
169 reads
12 Comments
It Knows What Scares You
It dwells in me,
This endless hate.
No human morals,
My mind does debate.
My identity hidden,
Until Halloween night.
Clues I will drop,
With cunning delight.
But beware my lies,
Strewn among truth.
Then scream my name,
From what you sleuth.
I'll make half-promises,
That I might keep.
I'll reveal my name,
Before your final sleep.
At the very end,
It will be presented.
Then all are damned,
And slowly tormented.
I sometimes sleep,
But not for long.
When I...
This endless hate.
No human morals,
My mind does debate.
My identity hidden,
Until Halloween night.
Clues I will drop,
With cunning delight.
But beware my lies,
Strewn among truth.
Then scream my name,
From what you sleuth.
I'll make half-promises,
That I might keep.
I'll reveal my name,
Before your final sleep.
At the very end,
It will be presented.
Then all are damned,
And slowly tormented.
I sometimes sleep,
But not for long.
When I...
#dark
#evil
#Halloween
#mystery
#horror
393 reads
4 Comments
Season Of The Witch
From the dawn of time she came,
Moving malevolently through the centuries.
No-one ever knowing she was among us,
Until now...
Sorceress!
For I'm the man, the soul she let slip away,
To tell of her dark legend to all this day.
To abandon virtues for they are gone for good,
All splintered and consumed like mere firewood.
Beware of her and of her dark witchery,
Her sweet of talk seeded with trickery.
Sharpness of tongue casts a necromanced spell,
This devil's daughter from the bowels of hell.
...
Moving malevolently through the centuries.
No-one ever knowing she was among us,
Until now...
Sorceress!
For I'm the man, the soul she let slip away,
To tell of her dark legend to all this day.
To abandon virtues for they are gone for good,
All splintered and consumed like mere firewood.
Beware of her and of her dark witchery,
Her sweet of talk seeded with trickery.
Sharpness of tongue casts a necromanced spell,
This devil's daughter from the bowels of hell.
...
#dark
#Halloween
#pagan
#witches
#horror
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1 Comment
Halloweeners
He went to costume party for Halloween
Dressed like Disco Stu to dance and be seen
When over by the drinks and food he saw the girl for his dreams
She was dressed as a sexy ghoul
Making all the guys at the party drool
While she was stuffing her face with some tasty franks and beans
He boogied to the music down her way
Grooving to the beat with swag to prey
She was a cutie with a booty and tonight he was going to take a chance
Then he saw she had some ginormous bewbs
While the dudes there just looked...
Dressed like Disco Stu to dance and be seen
When over by the drinks and food he saw the girl for his dreams
She was dressed as a sexy ghoul
Making all the guys at the party drool
While she was stuffing her face with some tasty franks and beans
He boogied to the music down her way
Grooving to the beat with swag to prey
She was a cutie with a booty and tonight he was going to take a chance
Then he saw she had some ginormous bewbs
While the dudes there just looked...
#Halloween
#scary
#funny
344 reads
10 Comments
Tales From The Crypt
Dark greetings bold stranger I welcome you,
Now ready one's heart for what's on view.
Terrifying tales aplenty this Halloween Night,
Painted black and red with no end in sight.
Be warned they're not for any faint hearted,
For if unprepared you'll join many departed.
Tales of torment and fear with stories of woe,
Now lets kick off my Halloween horror show...
Jack The Ripper Returns
Beneath the streets of London,
There sleeps a nasty surprise.
Waiting patiently in the sewers,
For many their hidden demise.
...
Now ready one's heart for what's on view.
Terrifying tales aplenty this Halloween Night,
Painted black and red with no end in sight.
Be warned they're not for any faint hearted,
For if unprepared you'll join many departed.
Tales of torment and fear with stories of woe,
Now lets kick off my Halloween horror show...
Jack The Ripper Returns
Beneath the streets of London,
There sleeps a nasty surprise.
Waiting patiently in the sewers,
For many their hidden demise.
...
#dark
#evil
#Halloween
#nightmares
#horror
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0 Comments
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
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yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
337 reads
2 Comments
DU Poetry : Long Halloween Poems