From the pages of ..... The Incognito Super Hero

This...
age old interaction
between men ...and women...
has raged on and evolved into
a series of ....transactions...
Take for example this conversation
I "overheard"....at Panera Bread oneday.


He says: SO when are you gonna pay me  my money,
you hit my car and  It needs to be fixed!"
This bastard of a man...practically screamed at this woman
Whom seemed to shrivel with each word he spoke.



She said:.."It's like I said...
I dont get paid for another 2 weeks,
and I won't get my taxes for another 4 weeks.
I just gave you $175.00 thats the best I can do right now."

He said: "If that's the best you can do ...
then we may need to come up with some other
arrangements....because... I ....need to be
"compensated".
I have Never heard the word compensation
sound so crude rude and ....nasty....

There was an uncomfortable silence
at there table as the woman began to fidget with her
skirt hem....I'm sure she was wishing
she had worn pants or something else for this
ridiculous ass man and his "meeting"

He said: I am sure ....we can come to some
kind of mutual agreement....
 
with that said the meaning was crystal clear
and with a some what defeated smile the woman
said....all I have is $75.00 today....
will you take that till my pay day...



He said: NO, but there IS a  hotel around
the corner...and you can take 40 of that 70 and go half on the hotel  with me...and after a few hours....
lets say....you will only owe me   $1000.
She said: but that only knocks off $250.00 of what
I owe you!"...


He said: then do the math honey....
how many times would we have to "meet up"
in order to cover your debt....?

The woman looked defeated, dismayed ...
and humiliated...
The man got up and went to the rest room
with a smile on his face...and a deadly
swagger in his steps....

I would have almost found the man attractive
had I not just heard this conversation...
Everything inside me...began to churn...and simmer
How Dare He...make such a propostion
to a woman ....a single mother...who
had twin boys she was raising....(from her converation)
Be fore I knew it...
I was up ...
outa my seat, and sitting across from her.
She looked up startled to see me...
"I heard everything that  piece of shit guy said
to you....
and with that she lowered her head...
I took her by her chin and smiled....
I told her..."Honey..every dog has his day"
and this dog in particular will get his soon.
I reached in my purse and gave her $350.00
I told her...sometimes...good things  happen...
today....it was your turn"...

She just cried....and I hugged her...then I quickly
asked her which car the bastard drove in.
She pointed to the Mercedes sitting across the street.
I smiled at her and told her...
after that payment..
call the cops tell them he is sexualy harrasing you
and to take you to court if he wanted more money!
Then out the door I went....
My favorite swiss army knife sitting snuggly
in the palm of my hand....
I watched as he came out and back to the table...
He looked so angry that the woman had money " after all.

I dipped down low and fast and jabbed  hard and deep into his passengers side  front and back tires......  

I stopped about a block and  a half away...
bought a hot dog and sat on a bench...

Not more that 15 minutes later you hear this god awful
screech come from down the street...
The bastard saw how wonderfully flat his tires were....
With that I got up...
bought another hot dog...extra mustard...
and walked away...
now I know you're wondering...
2 hot dogs.... really?
Yes...2 because an Incognito Super Hero...
Has GOT to keep her strength up!