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Honey Flavored Syrup
At a friends
she offers me some tea
I say sure
she asks if I want honey
I say sure
she brings me a hot cup of tea
I take it
she then heads back to the kitchen
she comes back with a bottle of something
she hands it to me
I read the label
Honey Flavored Syrup
what the fuck
I repeat it to myself
Honey. Flavored. Syrup.
grossed the fuck out
I set my tea down
who the hell buys Honey Flavored Syrup
perhaps she has an allergy?
or she really hates me
you don't give Honey Flavored Syrup to a friend
shit you don't give it to an enemy,
the world is doomed!
Honey Flavored Syrup is the beginning of the end
nothing is sacred anymore
our friendship has been tainted
can you imagine what she keeps in her cupboards
and all the frankenfoods in her fridge
Christ almighty I just the got the willies
I'm going to have G.M.O nightmares for a month
then my mind starts tripping over her tea
I push it further away
refusing to drink her monstrosiTEA
the hair on my body stands up
and I do too
I claim I forgot something I had to do
excuse myself and run out of the fucking door
seriously people wake the fuck up
Honey Flavored Syrup and shit like it
is killing us...slowly and painfully
she offers me some tea
I say sure
she asks if I want honey
I say sure
she brings me a hot cup of tea
I take it
she then heads back to the kitchen
she comes back with a bottle of something
she hands it to me
I read the label
Honey Flavored Syrup
what the fuck
I repeat it to myself
Honey. Flavored. Syrup.
grossed the fuck out
I set my tea down
who the hell buys Honey Flavored Syrup
perhaps she has an allergy?
or she really hates me
you don't give Honey Flavored Syrup to a friend
shit you don't give it to an enemy,
the world is doomed!
Honey Flavored Syrup is the beginning of the end
nothing is sacred anymore
our friendship has been tainted
can you imagine what she keeps in her cupboards
and all the frankenfoods in her fridge
Christ almighty I just the got the willies
I'm going to have G.M.O nightmares for a month
then my mind starts tripping over her tea
I push it further away
refusing to drink her monstrosiTEA
the hair on my body stands up
and I do too
I claim I forgot something I had to do
excuse myself and run out of the fucking door
seriously people wake the fuck up
Honey Flavored Syrup and shit like it
is killing us...slowly and painfully
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