9 inch

Disclaimer:

I am an 87 year old man, and the only rod I got that can stick up is my cigarette, Which is the secret to my old age, but I gotta keep it to one smoke a day, and one drink a day, and yeah,
one kup of Greek God Honey Yogurt.

and sex?

sorry, the last erection I had was, was, 1984.

Well, so much for the poem.













Ah Seen this hot wench,
so I whip out my nine inch

'n I use my Bic to  flick

She sees me smokin
the weed I'm tokin

the man-rod I'm strokin

I give her a wink
she starts to think,

"is that sexy hunk of a man lookin at me?"

Yes little missus,
come and share some hot kisses

on all your pretty lippses

Come find Joy with this Boy Toy,

I'll show you, you'll see!

I your wet Tshirt with Jack-off

smear the cream on your perky nipples

Suck some mama's milk through the cloth

Sittin on my lap squeezin your buttox melons

in slips the Master Dog, ridin your Genitalian Lips

on the Outside, makin you moan when my G stroker tickles

the entrance to Mama's Cave  ridin you on a Bar chair

Lean back, let it in