Balloon animal cracker

Balloon animal cracker
Communion clown crispy
Bloated wafer holy milk  

Road sign Jesus with;
Toll booth offerings,
Drive thru confessions,
And yard sale crucifixions

Abortion bible babies
Screaming “God hates
Faggots, Niggers, Kikes,
And single Mothers!”

Cheap entertainment
In the face of hungry
Children, cripples, and
Cancer patients

Anyone sick and dying
Anyone who can’t pay
Anyone who doesn’t….

Believe every word we say
They don’t count as people
They’re going to hell anyway

God needs strong slaves
To help spread the word
Welcome to the franchise
Had your Christ today?