This Dude

He isn't good at Scrabble,
at all....he sucks

if we play trivial pursuit
he only answers the sports questions correctly

he hasn't read a book since like ever
he would rather watch the movie

he hates the museum
but he will go with me and talk shit the whole time

he doesn't really smoke weed
I smoke all day everyday, he hates the smell, I don't care

he wont hangout with my friends
he thinks they're all stoners,they are.....

he loves T.V.,he has to watch sports all the time
I refuse to purchase one or have one in my home

he has season tickets for every team in town
I have no interest in going to see any of them

he is a poker champ
I hate card games

he eats pork
I would never put swine down my throat, ever

he wears suits and cool ties
I wear hoodies and boots, combat or thigh high but always boots

he always wants me to go fancy places which require a dress
no freaking way, I have never gone anywhere he has wanted me to

he likes to cuddle and hang all over me
I would rather not cuddle and I ask him to please get off me

but this guy is the best sex I have ever had in my life
his touch is crazy his kiss is better

this whole time I have been looking for a scrabble nerd
someone like me.....

a gambling bookie in a suit?
what the fuck is wrong with this picture?


nothing!!!!!!
you should see how he looks at me



















this is the cheesiest piece of shit that has ever pooped out of me please forgive me :) ....its just this dude