Genital Mousies

Explaining to the doctor was the hardest part
How to tell him the story...how do I start?
So i began to explain " hey there doc, nice to meet ya.
Im afraid theres a mouse tail hanging out my urethra.
I felt the yerning to pee, and then in mid moment
To my horror, appeared, the tail of a rodent"
The doctor scratched his chin and looked at my problem
He then proclaimed " this case is quite common!
You dont eat enough pussy, to tell you the truth
This problem is prevelent in most our male youth"
The doctor was right, and helped my new mission
 By sending in the nurse to start my prescription
Now this message I pass on, to enlighten males souls:
Stop thinking about yourself, eat more pussy, assholes!