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A New "App"
Where is the 'app' to chew my food?
Where is the 'app' to tie my shoes?
Where is the 'app' to go to the bathroom for me
so I don't have to move my fat ass away
from the computer?
Where is the 'app' to walk and run?
I mean, 'apps' have replaced my brain, why not
the rest of me?
Published 27th Nov 2012
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27th Nov 2012 3:47pm
27th Nov 2012 9:02pm
Thank you, and I did see it. It is one of my favorite movies. It was brilliant!
27th Nov 2012 4:19pm
You dont know ? There's an app for that too. Lol thats trueful to these times it also.grazes on peoples dependancy on technology and how lazy we all are, to be so short it says alot.
27th Nov 2012 9:08pm
No, I didn't know. I must be the last person on Earth who doesn't prescibe to electronic/virtual technology (this site being my only guilty pleasure in the realm of social media). I would rather do things the long/hard/ancient... pick your adjective... way. I feel it keeps my mind and body sharper. thank you for reading and comments.
Anonymous
27th Nov 2012 5:01pm
Nicely written, Cj, a good example of the worlds we live in...
27th Nov 2012 10:21pm
28th Nov 2012 10:35am
Haha so very true, I'm not into apps and very rarely use my Blackberry, it is used more to wake me up in the morning.
Great little ditty.
Great little ditty.
28th Nov 2012 8:05pm
Thank you very much. I have a pay as-you-go phone, and rarely do I even turn it on. I have more useful ways to waste my life than being on the phone... like being here. ha ha
1st Dec 2012 3:10pm
very funny
google this...might help
scare.your.friends.prank.maze.halloween
google this...might help
scare.your.friends.prank.maze.halloween
3rd Dec 2012 00:46am
4th Dec 2012 9:27pm
Exactly how i fell right this minute..... thanks for that., made me gigge.x Much needed...
5th Dec 2012 1:20am
You are very welcome. Glad I could put a chuckle in your day. And thank you for reading.
