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A Yank a Brit and an Aussie!

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A Yank a Brit and an Aussie were sat in an Irish pub,
They’d drunk some pints of Guiness; they’d eaten lovely grub,
They started reminiscing of boozers far away,
This reminds me my local pub the Englishman did say,

Where every fifth drink that you called on Saturday night was free,
And the barmaids were delightful and took good care of me,
I know a bar in old New York the American gent did say,
Where on a Friday night there every fourth drink give away.

And the barmaids are all topless, young models every one,
When I have a drink there my troubles soon are gone,
There is a bar in Wallaby Springs the little Aussie said,
Where you can get much more than that and a comfy bed,

Every Friday night there is free drinks and a whopping steak,
Then it’s up the stairs for great wild sex, as much as you can take,
Tho’ it’s never happened to me lads I vouch the story’s true,
‘Cos it happens every Friday night to my Ma and sisters too! ;-))

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