David Spameron (Yet another rap)

Mr. Cameron, we call this Tory,
But I can't sink this one in the sea,
Unlike Titanic's James who got that ice fresher than Rhi
Kids studying to apply to a university
but this jack-ass went and tripled all of their tuition fees!
 
So tell me Davey,
what the fuck you thinking of next?
Why don't you try charging the elderly to break their own necks?
You've already managed to piss off everybody in Gregg's
I'm surprised you're still alive and this rhyme's not titled 'Nick Clegg'!
And now you're always preaching about austerity,
which is rich for a guy who can't remember his own property,
and can't organize his own little daughter's lifts properly,
Reckon she's down the pub now getting tanked up? Probably.
 
I'm so Conservative,
just kidding, I'd die before voting Tory,
I'd go in to Labour before I could tell you that story,
I'll try being Liberally Democratic so I can get in on the glory
but I'd rather skip all three and move on to part four
 
He wants to reform our welfare,
and that shit's fine with me,
but don't you fucking touch those people who NEED to claim disability,
paying for a problem is a problem in itself
I'm like a pharmacist, got more solutions
than questions on my shelf
 
This isn't wealth,
it's simple,  
this is health, you stupid dick,
So you think it's fine to abuse somebody else,
you stuck-up Etonian prick?