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Shitt Romney (A rap)

It's about to get political, this shit is satirical,
so don't be taking offense then go slamming my lyricals,
I got about half a mind on welfare,
fare well Romney, pop, gone into thin air
And Obama looks like he just hit pause,
he ain't got nothing to say so you can find no flaws
jokers voted for a leader who says he'll stop wars,
then drops another 1000 troops on Syria's borders

So here's what I guess is my philosophy,
don't bother voting for Obama or Romney!
I know that the lyrics here ain't so slick,
but in summary,
don't pay to suck a corporate dick
There's a clock ticking counting down each second in time,
and these clowns would rob you of it just for another dime
and that's a crime
incorporated judge and jury in rhyme
and I'm not scared to fire my missiles with each and every line

So, wait, you got a second to stop?
Take 2, because I got truth bombs to drop,
heads is gonna roll when I give 'em the chop
because these dollar-dick-suckers ain't closin' up shop!

I see these two campaigning like it's a Call of Duty,
but seriously, if one of them wins,
just fucking shoot me
I don't wanna know
no don't wanna see
Obama telling lies doing an impression of Romney!
Mitt mein asshole,
let that red carpet roll
I'm gonna punch this guy so fucking hard it leaves another hole,
right next to the one that took out his heart,
although you really gotta ask
did he have one to start?

Conclusively, riddle me this Americana
you gonna justify electing a whiter Obama?
Or you gonna pretend to be another bullshit farmer,
Reppin' 2nd amendments with your guns and armour?
Because it's coming around,
this shit's like karma,
and if no one else is down,
then I'll go even harder
happily ever after
with no i.d card(-uh)
this is madness nobody tried anyone smarter?
Like someone who could actually cut the debt line in half(-uh)?

'Cause I would take a big ass knife
and go 1-Up using up my extra life
cause it's not Caeser, it's more Brutus I'm like,
I slip
I drip
I'm so fucking slick
I fall on my own sword without feeling it
And that's legit
I'd rather die than deal with it
Endless silence or some jumped-up Republican shit?
Written by VOID (Rhys Waterman)
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