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CHAT UP AT THE STUDIO CANTEEN

(Not based on any encounter between known actors.)

A young actor, taking seat in a studio canteen,
Met a starlet with the largest breasts he had ever seen.
He moved in quick with his chat-up line:
“Your figure’s scrumptiously divine!
Are you exactly as the good Lord made,
Or has a surgeon been handsomely paid?”
She replied: “You dirty-minded churl!
I am a naturally buxom girl,
Or, put the message short and loud:
I AM WHAT’S KNOWN AS 'WELL-ENDOWED!'”
Written by Solomon_Song
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