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Spunk the Monkey
Spunk The Monkey,
And he made monkey noises.
*Insert noises here*
Spunk the Monkey,
Don't you fuckin' spank the monkey.
He got pink eye from a cowboy horse.
Don't go to the radio kids.
Because you'll hear
Spunk The Monkey.
He's quite spunky
And he has peg-leg hand.
Because he's Spunk the Monkey.
Don't get him all over your face or he'll
Spunk the Monkey.
*Insert monkey noises here*
Because he's Spunk the Monnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkeyyyyyyyyyyy
Soooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg.
And he made monkey noises.
*Insert noises here*
Spunk the Monkey,
Don't you fuckin' spank the monkey.
He got pink eye from a cowboy horse.
Don't go to the radio kids.
Because you'll hear
Spunk The Monkey.
He's quite spunky
And he has peg-leg hand.
Because he's Spunk the Monkey.
Don't get him all over your face or he'll
Spunk the Monkey.
*Insert monkey noises here*
Because he's Spunk the Monnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkeyyyyyyyyyyy
Soooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg.
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