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Head Ache

         
Not tonight Dear            
I have a headache
           
             
baby, we got plenty advil            
how many you take?            
             
work was so draining              
I'm just too tired
           
             
if we abstain when we're beat            
we act out and get fired            
             
sorry honey, back pain,            
it might get worse
           
             
dump-ling - we're all gettin older            
EVERYONE hurts            
             
Oy, cramps            
its THAT time of the month
           
             
bullshit boo-bear            
your hysterectomy was in 2001            
           
ewwwww, your breath stinks go brush your teeth
           
             
certainly            
             
what a turn-off, you smell like listerine            
             
come on sweety, I'll give you a soothing massage           
             
did you bathe today?            
you smell like a fart
           
             
ok sexy get in the Shower with me            
             
why should I bother? Im already clean            
             
I'm all sweet and scrubbed, lets hop into bed            
             
you'll ruin the pillows,            
your hair is all wet
           
             
hmmmm            
turned off, fatigue,              
aches and cramps menstrual...            
Yo Bitch            
you SURE you're hetero-sexual?            
             
dont be silly turtle dove, its a mere head ache
           
             
I give up, just gimme a Fuckin' hand-shake.
drivelicious13
Written by drivelicious13 (alon aLion)
Published | Edited 24th Sep 2012
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