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Head Ache

Not tonight Dear            
I have a headache
baby, we got plenty advil            
how many you take?            
work was so draining              
I'm just too tired
if we abstain when we're beat            
we act out and get fired            
sorry honey, back pain,            
it might get worse
dump-ling - we're all gettin older            
EVERYONE hurts            
Oy, cramps            
its THAT time of the month
bullshit boo-bear            
your hysterectomy was in 2001            
ewwwww, your breath stinks go brush your teeth
what a turn-off, you smell like listerine            
come on sweety, I'll give you a soothing massage           
did you bathe today?            
you smell like a fart
ok sexy get in the Shower with me            
why should I bother? Im already clean            
I'm all sweet and scrubbed, lets hop into bed            
you'll ruin the pillows,            
your hair is all wet
turned off, fatigue,              
aches and cramps menstrual...            
Yo Bitch            
you SURE you're hetero-sexual?            
dont be silly turtle dove, its a mere head ache
I give up, just gimme a Fuckin' hand-shake.
Written by drivelicious13 (alon aLion)
Published | Edited 24th Sep 2012
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