Yeah I Said It

I have no need for a boring cyber fling
I go out and find the real thing

To many fake individuals hiding behind a screen
its like the wizard of oz, do ya get what I mean?

using pictures from 1997 that you had to scan
thinking your smart and have the upper hand

345lbs barely able to sit on your chair
drooling over people who don't really care

pathetic is kinda what I am getting at
oh yeah and its a proven fact most of them are fat

the only place you can shine
is some forum online

one hand on the mouse the other in a chip bag
yeah I said it you old washed up hag

maybe Mr.Right is just a mouse click away
get you credit card bitch, cause your going to have to pay

telling everyone about you new awesome beau
you left out the part where you never met him though

making out with a computer screen
because I point it out, I'm mean

staying in on the weekends
to chat online with your friends

some days I actually feel sorry for you
but on a day like today I just don't know how to

get some balls go out and meet people
quit acting like your paralyzed or feeble

its not so hard if you try
you might meet a real actual guy!

but that's not for you
cause lie online is all you do

please get out of your house
put down that greasy mouse

go to a bar and try real talking
go outside and try walking

get the fuck off that damn computer
maybe then you will find a real suitor






















 






**this is for my good friend Allissa,who since getting her new super computer has refused to leave the house, has gained 30lbs in 2mths, and had 9 cyber boyfriends she has never met whom live 8000 miles away!!! dont worry she was also emailed a copy of this!** love you Lis!