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Two-dollar whore
“I'm replacing fuck with love in all future poems just to watch your head explode.“
Right now, baby,
I’m a two-dollar whore
for an extremely exclusive clientele,
(you)
and the rent is due tonight.
Only one way through it,
make you want to love me
so damn hard
you can’t think straight
can’t sit straight
can’t walk
or talk
or breathe
I need to make you
want it
need to make you need
to reach up my
filmy blue negligee
and dip your fingers
in my sleek slit.
I need to make you want to
find all my loveholes
and squeeze yourself
into each one
ripping me in half
with each rabid,
manic,
desperate
love.
And it’s like a fire,
the more you feed it,
the bigger it is,
the hungrier,
and I want you starving
to love me.
I want you
braying-at-the-moon
crazy
needing to get in my pants
and love me, hard
love me sick,
love me hurt,
in ways
I wasn’t sure were
anatomically possible.
I need to feel you
love my ass
love my cunt
love my mouth
love me deep,
so deep my lungs collapse on your name.
I want you to wrap your hand
around your cock
and love yourself
until you hurt
while I whisper
sick fantasies in your
ear and describe in detail
the way I want to
jump on your face and
love
you
until I’m bent in half
and screaming
your name
and you’re in
danger of suffocating
or drowning
or both
and whispering in between
how sorry I am
how sorry...
The rent is due tonight.
There’s only one way through it.
Close your eyes,
drop your pants
and let me show you how much
I loving fuck you.
Right now, baby,
I’m a two-dollar whore
for an extremely exclusive clientele,
(you)
and the rent is due tonight.
Only one way through it,
make you want to love me
so damn hard
you can’t think straight
can’t sit straight
can’t walk
or talk
or breathe
I need to make you
want it
need to make you need
to reach up my
filmy blue negligee
and dip your fingers
in my sleek slit.
I need to make you want to
find all my loveholes
and squeeze yourself
into each one
ripping me in half
with each rabid,
manic,
desperate
love.
And it’s like a fire,
the more you feed it,
the bigger it is,
the hungrier,
and I want you starving
to love me.
I want you
braying-at-the-moon
crazy
needing to get in my pants
and love me, hard
love me sick,
love me hurt,
in ways
I wasn’t sure were
anatomically possible.
I need to feel you
love my ass
love my cunt
love my mouth
love me deep,
so deep my lungs collapse on your name.
I want you to wrap your hand
around your cock
and love yourself
until you hurt
while I whisper
sick fantasies in your
ear and describe in detail
the way I want to
jump on your face and
love
you
until I’m bent in half
and screaming
your name
and you’re in
danger of suffocating
or drowning
or both
and whispering in between
how sorry I am
how sorry...
The rent is due tonight.
There’s only one way through it.
Close your eyes,
drop your pants
and let me show you how much
I loving fuck you.
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Re: Two-dollar whore
13th Sep 2012 3:16am
Re: Two-dollar whore
13th Sep 2012 7:08am
Re: Two-dollar whore
13th Sep 2012 9:03am
I like the fuck/love swap, it works in amusing way, light, without dulling the heat.
x) Write on.
x) Write on.
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Re: Two-dollar whore
Anonymous
13th Sep 2012 6:34pm
Betty,
Like I always say, there's not enough two dollar whores in this world! Great idea on this one and loved the twist in the end...
tornado
Like I always say, there's not enough two dollar whores in this world! Great idea on this one and loved the twist in the end...
tornado
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Re: Two-dollar whore
14th Sep 2012 3:23am
O you cocky be-yotch! That open line did as it promised. Head exploded. Bringin sexy back mama-nother bad ass betty burlesque show
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re: Re: Two-dollar whore
15th Sep 2012 1:26am
Ex-CUSE me? Cocky beeyotch? Moi?
Badass Betty Burlesque Show, The Triple B-to-the... uh... Z for like... uh.. Zap?
I'm done trying to be cool and flamboyant. I suck as a pimp. Thanks, man. Always appreciate the read/review.
Badass Betty Burlesque Show, The Triple B-to-the... uh... Z for like... uh.. Zap?
I'm done trying to be cool and flamboyant. I suck as a pimp. Thanks, man. Always appreciate the read/review.
Re: Two-dollar whore
15th Sep 2012 1:18am
God you must be getting sick of people loving your poems about loving. Way to cut loose. Uninhibited, raw, that trademark Betty humor and the seamless language that makes the refinement look casual. Cool last line. I loving fuck this poem.
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re: Re: Two-dollar whore
15th Sep 2012 1:29am
Are you kidding me? I'm a writer, dude, my ego has no limits, I can never get sick of people loving my fuck poems and fucking my love poems. Or whatever.
Glad you liked it, Bragg. Thanks for the read/review.
Betty
Glad you liked it, Bragg. Thanks for the read/review.
Betty
Re: Two-dollar whore
2nd May 2015 10:04pm
"Loving" stunning. Epic write. In the reading list, dude. Keep this coming, really "loving" great!
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Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 2:43am
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9th Mar 2023 2:44am
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9th Mar 2023 2:46am
Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 2:49am
A quarter?
Know what? For two bucks you can spit on it and whack it yourself and I’ll watch.
Throw in the quarter and I’ll pretend like it’s interesting.
Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 2:53am
I buy lube in industrial quantities..
Wet Original
I've got 1866 poems here
Want you to read all and comment on each one.
You have 7 days to complete the task
Wet Original
I've got 1866 poems here
Want you to read all and comment on each one.
You have 7 days to complete the task
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Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 3:04am
Fuck! Did you just pay my bills?
No?
The what the fuck you trying to do here? You’re coming to my house and telling me what to do? I like you. You’re silly.
And… Babyboy. If you have to brag about the size of your portfolio we all know it may be a little… ahem… lacking in stamina
They make pills for that…
Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 3:26am
No pills needed
I'm old and my pork dork still rises when provoked or on its own.
We're too much alike
Start reading
I'm old and my pork dork still rises when provoked or on its own.
We're too much alike
Start reading
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Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 1:19pm
Just for the sake of stubborn assholery, I may have to die without ever reading your shit
Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 1:30pm
That would be your loss
We got to DUP around the same time, you 2012 and me 2013. Dup is a frigging cesspool but it's our cesspool. So there's that.
We are similar in approach. Bravado, arrogance, I don't give a fuck attitude.
We should be getting paid !
We got to DUP around the same time, you 2012 and me 2013. Dup is a frigging cesspool but it's our cesspool. So there's that.
We are similar in approach. Bravado, arrogance, I don't give a fuck attitude.
We should be getting paid !
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Anonymous
9th Mar 2023 7:59pm
Nods
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Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 8:17pm
Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 9:37pm
I’m not reading 1866 poems. I have important shit to do. Like tweeze the ingrown armpit hair for our local homeless population.
What are your best 10? I’ll shit all over those.
Re: Re. Two-dollar whore
9th Mar 2023 10:14pm
You should read them but in terms of scorn this one is a favorite
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/210251-bleed-out-in-the-love-ghetto/
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/210251-bleed-out-in-the-love-ghetto/
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