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Insufferable Her and Inseparable Me

Re: Ramblings On Competition
Posted on: 10th September 2012 4:17pm

Her: You're sick
Me: I think I am going to be sick
Her: You're an idiot, I just said that. Why don't you listen to me?
Me: I hate listening to you.
Her: Oh? Oh really? As I said you're an idiot (and you Are going to be sick)
Me: Just shut it for one second? Can't you just be Silent for ONE second?
Her: Don't be silly, of course not. You know better than to ask.
Me: Sigh, I but hoped; there's always hope you know.
Her: Uh.. that would be a 'No'.
There isn't 'always hope' (Laughs). Seriously J, you've really gone mad. You really should listen to me more often. Ignoring me only makes things worse, you never remember anything anymore.
Me: All the better we'll just keep having the same conversations then. Now, wont we?
Her: Well.. seeing as I'm your conscience I'm not going anywhere. Well? Hmm, unless you die then that's a whole new ball game.
Me: I hate it when you play ball games. The constant back and forth really messes with me. And for that matter makes me Sick!
Her: I told you you were sick didnt I? So what are you going on about?
Me: UGH, You're insufferable!!
Her: Well, if that's how you feel you know what you have to do, dont you?
Me: Really? What's that?
Her: GET A LOBOTOMY!!!!
Jordanne
Written by Jordanne (RubixCube)
Published | Edited 11th Sep 2012
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