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fuck you and your poetry
poetry is boring me
a river of introspection
from lifeless overfed cunts
as usefull as slugs in caves
too soft to get outside
and find the heart of life is not
measured in meter and verse
but rather mucus
and fluids much worse
it requires so little effort from you
to pump out
another intellectual piece of shit
and tread forever
on the meaning of the word art
just like every middle-aged
talentless
bored
house-wife
taking life drawing
at her community college
at least she's pretty easy to fuck
and grateful
for it
red wine and a good time
again
shits all over poetry
here, online, are the gutless smutless wonders
who don’t have the balls
to take their words to the local pub
and pound out carnage from fired-up lips
to start riots and bring buck-toothed
royal wankers to their knees
to please the crowd
and say out loud
what the people
are thinking
no, not us, not here
here, in forums and chat-rooms, we forget
that poetry
is the voice of revolutionaries
a scream of humanity more closely aligned
to folk music
than anything you’ll read
in a Bachelor of Fine Arts
from Prick College
take your brain
off your pen
and write with your heart
or your cock
or your cunt
cleverer is not betterer
where are the warriors fresh to the field
where are the lovers with new love to yield
where are the sailors homesick for land
and where is the writer who’ll die like a man
the poetry here
is boring enough
to be dangerous
because it is written by cowards
and praised
by fools
while life is lived and loved and died
outside
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
4th Sep 2012 11:48pm
re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
4th Sep 2012 11:53pm
I'm trying to learn how to write with my cunt but it's difficult. Maybe a cock will teach me
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re: re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
4th Sep 2012 11:55pm
Ah well...they're both tricky GG, but at least you have somewhere to keep the lid...
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
4th Sep 2012 11:56pm
Re: fuck you and your poetry
5th Sep 2012 00:03am
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5th Sep 2012 5:25am
Re: fuck you and your poetry
Daaaaamn ... Help yourself to what will no doubt be a great deal of foolish praise. This lifeless, overfed c*** agrees entirely. Doubt I'll make it even to the letterbox today, let alone beyond, but love the decisive shove in its general direction, cheers. Outstanding write ;-)
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
5th Sep 2012 5:35am
Well, that's one of us fired up :-)
Good on you, random stranger, for your effusive enthusiasms....
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Good on you, random stranger, for your effusive enthusiasms....
hh
Re: fuck you and your poetry
5th Sep 2012 00:15am
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5th Sep 2012 5:34am
Re: fuck you and your poetry
5th Sep 2012 7:55am
hahaaaa, i have an audio of this! sure i had a brilliant comment for it as well, once upon a time, so you probably already know how i feel about it. been thinking along this vein plenty lately. rock on. [:
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
6th Sep 2012 12:53pm
my dear...pleased to have pleased you, and yes, i remember well a lady who did a read...
:-)
:-)
Re: fuck you and your poetry
5th Sep 2012 10:03am
i'm glad to see this piece again, and of course it's back on my reading list!
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
6th Sep 2012 12:54pm
Re: fuck you and your poetry
5th Sep 2012 10:50pm
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6th Sep 2012 12:57pm
hey hey b.a...good on you for being around, yourself...thought you had drifted off to parts unknown
:-)
:-)
Re: fuck you and your poetry
Anonymous
6th Sep 2012 11:48am
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
10th Sep 2012 5:50am
Re: fuck you and your poetry
7th Sep 2012 9:54pm
Dear Hemi this is so in your face genius..truth be told life scares the shit out of me and my soul as well..this knocked me off my seat and made me think..brilliant glad to see you around peace Crim
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
10th Sep 2012 5:51am
Re: fuck you and your poetry
9th Sep 2012 1:43am
god awful, whats the concept?
damn man, pleasantly-and near embarrassingly blown away!!!
damn man, pleasantly-and near embarrassingly blown away!!!
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
10th Sep 2012 5:52am
Good man LB....how we love it so, when we can get close to knocking a man off his chair just with measly words :-)
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
11th Sep 2012 1:49am
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11th Sep 2012 3:15am
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Please do excuse my primitive toung, I will refraise.. Jolly good poke of thee ol buttons my friend...bravo
And the insult.... Impeccable!!!
And the insult.... Impeccable!!!
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
27th Sep 2012 3:55am
re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
22nd Oct 2012 00:10am
:]
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some frigging heavy crushing and stomping
of the soft tissue i would say. more visceral
than mishima's seppaku.
unrelenting, ruthless. hard brine.
no words/knock out.
power to the voice.
shrillgrunt/growl
x
sumeet
some frigging heavy crushing and stomping
of the soft tissue i would say. more visceral
than mishima's seppaku.
unrelenting, ruthless. hard brine.
no words/knock out.
power to the voice.
shrillgrunt/growl
x
sumeet
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re: :]
22nd Oct 2012 00:11am
Rock on Sumeet...this was written as a scream, directed at myself....a demand to do better :-)
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
Anonymous
6th Oct 2012 9:09am
you make me question it. what a beautiful thing.
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
22nd Oct 2012 00:12am
THM...pleased to see you around :-)
Yes, this piece is a question, posed to myself, about how hard I am writing, how honest I'm being in pursuing work that matters.
Good man.
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Yes, this piece is a question, posed to myself, about how hard I am writing, how honest I'm being in pursuing work that matters.
Good man.
hh
Re: fuck you and your poetry
20th Oct 2012 9:49am
I'm pretty sure I'd let you skull-fuck me with your visceral vocabulary, because for once in my mediocre life I find myself speechless and it is glorious.
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
22nd Oct 2012 00:13am
Well...I'll pass on the invitation, but pleased to fire a reader up all the same :-)
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25th Oct 2012 3:15am
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7th Nov 2012 9:07pm
Re: fuck you and your poetry
9th Nov 2012 8:57am
love this. I keep reading cleverer is not betterer and somehow you make that work... great giant fuck you
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
9th Nov 2012 9:05am
oh man, good on you! for me, that is the best line in a poem i love...cheers for the sunshine :-)
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
9th Nov 2012 9:06am
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i have a pen and alcohol...we'll work it out.
(i don't really have a pen, but the lights will be low, so it's not like you couldn't fake it...and i do have liquor)
((((hh))))
(i don't really have a pen, but the lights will be low, so it's not like you couldn't fake it...and i do have liquor)
((((hh))))
Re: fuck you and your poetry
10th Nov 2012 8:11pm
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10th Nov 2012 8:11pm
Re: fuck you and your poetry
Anonymous
16th Nov 2012 2:39pm
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
19th Feb 2013 11:35am
Fuck you and your fluff poetry
I'm looking to collect your head
Along with all the other trash so called poets
I'm hungry and you look like a good meal
Respond so i can annihilate your existence
The HEADHUNTER *7)
I'm looking to collect your head
Along with all the other trash so called poets
I'm hungry and you look like a good meal
Respond so i can annihilate your existence
The HEADHUNTER *7)
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
24th Mar 2013 11:36am
Re: fuck you and your poetry
16th Sep 2013 2:34pm
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8th Oct 2013 4:05am
This is classic Hemi!
7th Oct 2013 5:49pm
I love this and I just thought I'd swing by, give it another read, and tell you so.
I remember reading it the first time and not caring for it much because I hated to admit that I fit that criteria. But this poem has changed me. It struck me in a way that changed the way I write and more importantly, why I write poetry. Of course, there were other things that changed my writing, as well, but this was certainly one of the catalysts.
Rock on, brother.
Gemini
I remember reading it the first time and not caring for it much because I hated to admit that I fit that criteria. But this poem has changed me. It struck me in a way that changed the way I write and more importantly, why I write poetry. Of course, there were other things that changed my writing, as well, but this was certainly one of the catalysts.
Rock on, brother.
Gemini
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re: This is classic Hemi!
8th Oct 2013 4:07am
Mate, that's a kind thing to say...the building of this write was a change for me too, a de idiom to stop fucking around and have a go at how I want to write, to treat the whole thing more seriously, or shut the fuck up...
Still surprised how many people end up at this piece, and react positively to it.
Good man.
Hh
Still surprised how many people end up at this piece, and react positively to it.
Good man.
Hh
Re: fuck you and your poetry
8th Oct 2013 6:30am
Hemi I had to revisit this poem to be able to speak with some balls or from my cunt as the fancy strikes me.. this is down for real writing.. I love it.. peace Crim
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
12th Mar 2014 9:57pm
Re: fuck you and your poetry
25th Oct 2013 5:27am
well, you certainly got your reaction but isn't it easier to put yourself down in front of a mirror?
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
11th Mar 2014 4:38am
"as usefull as slugs in caves"... jesus, no wonder your so dismissive of university and use such foul coarse language and talk about your fluids as if they are some type if demi gods, you probably didn't read about how central cave slugs are, read a book once in awhile and put your fluids away, I do find rather happy, as you said that is are well fed cunts, what's wrong with feeding cunts, i'm glad when i find a hungry one..just fuckin around in your poem town cool place ya got and fuck you back and your poetry too (as not to misconstrue (but you just might decapitate me in words anyway (no skull fucking please) this is love poem to you, fuck now he is gonna fuck my skull cause he's all mad horney and shit
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
12th Mar 2014 9:58pm
Good lord....pretty sure I'm too much of a gentleman to answer 90% of that, so I'll just adjust my epic codpiece and move right along :-)
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
12th Mar 2014 2:18pm
Like Gemini, this poem struck me in the chord...you wrote this a week before I joined DUP, and I wished I could have read this sooner. Better late than never though. Thanks Hemi!
/EngrVV
/EngrVV
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
12th Mar 2014 9:59pm
No worries man...welcome to the party :-)
This bloody poem swings between my reason to stop and my reason to start....tricky business either way :-)
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This bloody poem swings between my reason to stop and my reason to start....tricky business either way :-)
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Re: fuck you and your poetry
Anonymous
7th Apr 2014 2:33am
Hemi, you're making me feel guilty, man!
But it's all true.
I like the title & originality of your thoughts in this piece.
But it's all true.
I like the title & originality of your thoughts in this piece.
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re: Re: fuck you and your poetry
1st Jun 2014 1:23pm
Good on you man….still a favourite piece of mine, so nice to see it getting love :-)
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Re. fuck you and your poetry
29th Dec 2015 2:47am
Almost three years has passed since you wrote it, and I'm not sure which reading list the title snagged me from, but I figured I may as well comment after scrolling for five minutes to reach the bottom here. You certainly unearthed some deep roots. Bittersweet, for sure. It doesn't dampen my passion for pursuing the art of poetry, and I do hope I'm doing it justice. I try to make my poetic voice sound as though I'm standing on a mountain top releasing guttural wails to the desolate souls below. Though, I prefer the thought of it piercing the veil to incite deities rather than whisper to the deaf ears surrounding me.
Evocative and emotive ink,
Respectfully, blue angel
Evocative and emotive ink,
Respectfully, blue angel
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Re: Re. fuck you and your poetry
16th Jan 2016 11:27pm
Cheers my dear for leaving a comment on such an old piece….and more pleased it made you think about what you are trying to 'do'
Perfect :-)
H….gone, but not forgotten...
Perfect :-)
H….gone, but not forgotten...
Re. fuck you and your poetry
Anonymous
23rd May 2016 1:58pm
great piece of brutal TRUTH.....reminds me of a rant Bukowski went on many times..lol..and the types of things I will rant from time to time too..I have a love/hate relationship with writing because of what you said; we are the revolutionaries..truly...we change and shape and evolve thought and more but it seems like no one has the guts anymore to stand up to the status quo and do it....and I just write too...as you said on your page, I'm not a poet..I'm a writer....I know a couple of formal forms but they are brevity and that's it..lol...great piece H
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Re: Re. fuck you and your poetry
23rd May 2016 8:38pm
Cheers my dear...an old-as-hell write, but still says 'something' about 'stuff'...pleased it's still working its angles in fresh eyes...
H...standing by what he said...
H...standing by what he said...
Re. fuck you and your poetry
Anonymous
24th May 2016 8:38am
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24th May 2016 8:45am
Re. fuck you and your poetry
26th May 2016 1:03am
So, not joining any club who would have you as its member? Or is it "member"? Great rant!
With my apologies:
where are the warriors fresh to the field
where are the lovers with new love to yield
where are the sailors homesick for land
where are the readers with their sword in hand
and where is the writer who’ll die like a (wo)man
Where oh where indeed?
With my apologies:
where are the warriors fresh to the field
where are the lovers with new love to yield
where are the sailors homesick for land
where are the readers with their sword in hand
and where is the writer who’ll die like a (wo)man
Where oh where indeed?
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Re. fuck you and your poetry
26th Jul 2018 5:58am
Wow.,, it’s doesnt get any better than this.
Man o man you speak the truth...
Enjoyed ..
Man o man you speak the truth...
Enjoyed ..
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Re. fuck you and your poetry
26th Sep 2018 11:19pm