insane outdoor adventures

hello! welcome to this weeks episode  
of insane outdoor adventures!  
I'm your completely irresponsible don't give  
a fuck at all prick of a show host jigg82  
on this weeks episode Weill be exploring  
the extremely fucking dangerous territory  
of Alaska without an experienced guide
let's do it!!!  
 
wow!!! beautiful wild landscapes  
as far as the eye can see  
ginormous snow capped mountains  
covered with evergreen pine trees!  
oh my god!!! look just over yonder  
the fearless  moose drinks from a  
a rushing creek flowing with mountainous  
fresh water! what a beautiful sight to see!  
let's continue this wonderful Journey!  
through this vast golden meadow  
we approach a tree line of Alaskas  
awsome forest the sound of indigenous  
species of birds sing in harmonious chorus  
the woods of Alaska hold beauty and mystery  
the forest floor is covered in thick carpets  
of moss and fallen trees!  
this is truely a place to respect and love  
oh wow!!!!  
beautiful kodiac bear cubs!!!!  
we ar very lucky to have crossed their path:)  
crash!!!!!  
what the fuck was that???  
oh fuck!!! run!!!!!  
ahhhhhhhh!!!!!  
this fucking sucks!!!!!!  
it's eating my ass!!!!  
oh shit ahhhh!!! is that my bloddy prostate  
laying in the fucking grass???  
ahhhh!!! my fuckin face is being ripped off!!!  
oh god stop gnawing on my head!!!!  
someone help me!!!!  
ahhhhrggggg!  
I'm fucking dead!!!!  
and the proud mother bear  
and her cubs feast on human  
flesh and blood ;)  
well that's all for this week!  
tune in next time  
Weill be exploring the exiting Amazon jungle!  
I'm your dead host jigg82  
thanks for watching  
insane outdoor adventures!