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Grind off my Penis
My dick is too hard and much too long,
I hate long hard penises...it just seems so wrong,
So I wish it was smaller or softer or less,
I have an idea! Grind off my penis!
Since its so hard perhaps you should use rocks,
Sandpaper works, and for blood use my socks,
Or we could use a block of cement,
Just do it right now! You have my consent!
Perhaps you could rub it down using your hands,
But not like a hand job, GORE, the people commands,
Or maybe erode it with the tip of your tongue,
That spiky tongue stud should get the job done.
If that's not enough we could try a tight cunt,
I hope she is wearing that rapist trap bought by her aunt,
If that doesn't do it then I'll use your small ass,
I guess there's a reason, it's filled with sharp glass.
You've ruined my poem, and now I am soft,
Bad writing has ruined a many penises...and OFT!
Now I am hard again.
Let's go find our cats.
^-^( *)~~~
I hate long hard penises...it just seems so wrong,
So I wish it was smaller or softer or less,
I have an idea! Grind off my penis!
Since its so hard perhaps you should use rocks,
Sandpaper works, and for blood use my socks,
Or we could use a block of cement,
Just do it right now! You have my consent!
Perhaps you could rub it down using your hands,
But not like a hand job, GORE, the people commands,
Or maybe erode it with the tip of your tongue,
That spiky tongue stud should get the job done.
If that's not enough we could try a tight cunt,
I hope she is wearing that rapist trap bought by her aunt,
If that doesn't do it then I'll use your small ass,
I guess there's a reason, it's filled with sharp glass.
You've ruined my poem, and now I am soft,
Bad writing has ruined a many penises...and OFT!
Now I am hard again.
Let's go find our cats.
^-^( *)~~~
Published 11th Aug 2012
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Anonymous
15th Aug 2012 5:47am
That was fantastic! Keep up the great writing. Looking forward to reading more. I see you have talent and I also enjoy the humor you guys use. Thank you for sharing EroticBrothers!
