planet squaller

everyone's  
off to to work  
at about 6am  
while I'm  
in my parents  
 basement  
still asleep  
in my bed  
 
I had a rough night  
smokin weed and  
playing Xbox  
I'm a 30 year old  
white pothead  
sporting wannabe dreadlocks  
 
my room reeks  
like dirty socks  
and armpit must  
my alarm clock  
blinks 12:00  
and is coverd in dust  
and if I don't  
get some pussy soon  
 my cock will fuckin rust  
 
Im a pro  
at evading  
my mom  
she's killing  
my buzz! calling me
A fuckin
Slob and telling
 me to get  
a job
 
because going to work  
is outta the question  
completely!!!!  
 I would rather be  
paralyzed  
and collect  
 social security:)  
 
lets pack a phat bowl  
and get stoned!  
and take a hike  
in the woods  
and check out
the homegrown  
 
my memory  
is so heavily  
diluted  
I forgot  
to wipe my ass  
now my boxers  
ar polluted:/  
 
dammit! I need to clean  
 my fucking room  
I am so fuckin stoned  
Im usin a plunger for a broom  
 
my floor is coverd  
in seeds and stems  
from weed  
 I have consumed  
hoping I'll come across  
a couple of roaches dude!  
 
I'm surviving  
on dollar menu  
fast food  
chicken nugget addiction  
and I'm pissing  
Out mountain dew  
 
it's time to take  
a fuckin nap  
I'm exhausted  
from excessive masterbation  
     Dammit!
i have jizzed on my lap  
 
the DVD menu repeats  
but I'm to fuckin  
lazy to wake up  
and turn off the tv  
 
my ambitions  
ar fuckin long gone  
 i have landed on  
planet squaller  
I live life by the bong!