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masterbation world champion

 this is for all you sexy pussy pokers
and amateur cock strokers
All across the nation
it's your boy jigg82
takin you back to school
for a lesson in masterbation!!!
here we go!
I'm writing
 fucked up shit
with no regret
the honor roll a student
bustin nuts on your teachers desk
and spraying fake breasts
I'm a crack shot gunman
with my dick in my hand
the Texas tower sperm sniper
you better take cover man!!!

bitch! I'm blowin loads on air plains
cause it da bomb
supporter of terrorism
Osama bin cummin on moms!
and sexy chicks usin prosthetic dicks
it's a damn shame
my cock has its own fuckin brain
they got artificial intelligence
for real cock substituted
well my dick doesn't vibrate
but my batteries cum included;)

I got respect for my elders
still rockin the vintage chub
I ate your grandmas peach pie
and blew a load on her Persian rug!
cause I'm sick like dat!
my body is slim but my dick stays fat!

I'm jacking the fuck off where ever I go
you caught a slip & fall case
at your grocery store yo!
no caution for the wet floor
I remain profane and keep it hard to the core!
you shakin hands with a jerkoff artist
I'm nuttin on pretty faces
in the Parkin lott of target

shit! I'm slangin nuts at half price!
you fuckin get what you pay for
at jiggs super sperm store!!!
I'm feedin chicken heads
like baby birds In they nest
they drinkin my dick juice
until I have no more left
I thought you motherfuckas new
I'm stickin your poetry pages together
like crazy fuckin glue
so bust out the champaign
stand up and start clappin
jigg82 the masterbation world champion!




jigg82
Written by jigg82
Published | Edited 9th Aug 2012
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