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I fucked my vacuum cleaner
goddamn!!!
she's a high performance chick!
with multiple attachments
for suckin good dick!
she's my lil mechanical
house maid whore
she sucks/fucks/and cleans
what more could
a man ask for?
I like to hit it
from the bottom
in the kitchen!
her high speed brushes
will give your nuts
a good lickin!
goddamn!!!
this bitch is bad!!!
she'll swallow your load
and fill her cum bag!
her tornado technology
feels amazing on my cock!!!
just a flick of her switch
and it's time to rock!!!!!
day or night
it doesn't matter
with this chick!!!
she'll ride you cowgirl
and make you her bitch!!!
our relationships great!
we never fight
even though
she made
my fucking nuts bleed
the other night:/
and I don't see us
breaking up
anytime soon
I'm just your
ordinary dude who fucked his vacuum!!!
warning! fucking your vacuum
can cause serious injury
to your body and reputation!!!
so fuckin do it jag off!!!!
she's a high performance chick!
with multiple attachments
for suckin good dick!
she's my lil mechanical
house maid whore
she sucks/fucks/and cleans
what more could
a man ask for?
I like to hit it
from the bottom
in the kitchen!
her high speed brushes
will give your nuts
a good lickin!
goddamn!!!
this bitch is bad!!!
she'll swallow your load
and fill her cum bag!
her tornado technology
feels amazing on my cock!!!
just a flick of her switch
and it's time to rock!!!!!
day or night
it doesn't matter
with this chick!!!
she'll ride you cowgirl
and make you her bitch!!!
our relationships great!
we never fight
even though
she made
my fucking nuts bleed
the other night:/
and I don't see us
breaking up
anytime soon
I'm just your
ordinary dude who fucked his vacuum!!!
warning! fucking your vacuum
can cause serious injury
to your body and reputation!!!
so fuckin do it jag off!!!!
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